Granade launcher

Really Big ugly women that don't get laid and won't stop for anything to prevent her friend from getting "play".

Dan: "Good luck with Jenny tonight, I see she brought her granade launchers again."

Mark: "Yeah, I know. How about you help me out and be a sheild?"

by SR707 January 15, 2010

failure to launch

when a relationship stalls in the initial stages and you somehow end up being friends instead

me and natalya failed to launch...there just wasn't enough chemistry...you could say we had "failure to launch" because Urban Dictionary has a retarded need to have the exact wording of a definition present in the example.

by penguinopolipitese August 19, 2007

Rocket Launch

When a ginger gets an erection. Mimicking the fiery awesomeness of a rocket taking off.

After many attempts Joe had a successful rocket launch.

by Rein UDK September 8, 2010

jellyfish launcher

The ignorance of people that don’t know what the highbeam light on the dash of their car is, resulting in blinding oncoming traffic.

Passenger: Dude turn your highbeams off there’s other people on the road!
Driver: I didn’t know the jellyfish launcher meant my highbeams were on...

by Captain Mortality April 1, 2021

Rocket Launcher

During intercourse, letting out an explosive fart while thrusting.

I farted so hard when I jammed it in that it felt like a rocket launcher went off.

by Piledriver62 February 12, 2014

launch a rocket

A term used that means to take a crap.

Hand me the TV Guide i have to launch a rocket.

by Raziel April 21, 2003

Cock launcher

some one who jacks-off another man normaly a homesexual

"Wow, you're a cock launcher!"

by Applepop December 9, 2008