lars ulrich

(1) Former great drummer, now too busy crying over filesharing to properly tune a goddamn snare.
(2) Sellout

(1) Did you hear St Anger?
Yeah, and it sucked ass -- when the fuck did Lars start playing steel drums?

(2) Dude, that band sold out big time. They're all a bunch of Lars Ulrichs now.

by BeanSpleen February 3, 2005

dirty lars

When you and your gay best friend look up at the stars on a trampoline when he questions if you’d do it with him. Unsure of your own sexuality you agree to do it with him as he starts to stick his cock up your nose. You then start start bouncing on the trampoline in enjoyment as if you were 5 again.

BRO, me and Jackson did a dirty Lars last night! It was a different experience

by Astyrl January 18, 2021

lars ulrich

Drummer, famous for looking like an angry, evil face making midget, who kicks great amounts of arse.

yo im hittin this metallica show tonight fo sho, just to have a glance at one of them evil-assed grins of my man Lars, bitch

by baos December 27, 2003

Ta lar

Northern phrase for thank you

ta lar for doing that

by freakazoid1961 August 12, 2011

Lars Ulrich

Technical drummer. Lucky to have met Mr. James (rhythm god) Hetfield. Went against Napster but who really gives a flying fuck anymore? Who really gave a flying fuck then? Can still haul his ass off live on the doubles.

Any show.

by Anthony June 27, 2004

Lars Ulrich

see Chucky

Lars Ulrich is Chucky from the Chucky movies.

Lars Ulrich is Chucky.

by OH NO,I'm GONNA GET SUED November 22, 2004

Lars Ulrich

Evil dwarven danish midget metal percussion god.

Lars Ulrich unleashed a blizzard of hard-rockin' fury upon the altar of his mighty drum kit.

by ArekRashan March 9, 2004