Facebook Memory Lapse

The instance when one takes a "couple secs" to check his/ her facebook before starting homework, spends an hour checking, then forgets entirely what they were doing the moments before checking facebook

Girl: Hey did you get the annotations for English done last night?
Guy: Shit, I must've had facebook memory lapse, I totally forgot!
Girl: Dipshit

by ThatOneWhiteMan January 12, 2011

lappy camper

A woman who enjoys giving oral sex so much that it seems she is camped on her man's lap.

Stacey is such a lappy camper, she always wants to suck my cock.

by Fredo's da bomb! September 30, 2003

Laperle

to make plans to attend an event, down to the most finite detail with ZERO intention of EVER going to this event. Intentionally left hanging for someone else's self-amusement.

If you make plans with Dan and he never shows up you have been Laperled.

by friendnumbertwo March 4, 2010

lappin

an example of a cool person place or name.

hey nice phone
yeah its a lappin

by lululaplap September 21, 2011

EDM larper

An EDM larper is a fratboy, sorority girl, or clubber who goes to music festivals and is LARPing as a raver. You can find shitloads of them at music festivals such as Ultra Music Festival. To them being a raver means to look like a Justin Bieber H&M ad meets neon fratboy orgy. Much like Steelers fans, they will hop on every major bandwagon the industry shoves down their throat. They see raving through the lense of what looks good on Instagram.

EDM larpers talk a whole lot about how they're going to "turn the fuck up". They never do. They don't know how to party. That's why they make fun of people who actually turn up because they don't understand. It's kind of like how some people hate on Asians because deep down they're angry they stole all their good jobs. It's like that except it has more to do with frat boys and clubbers with tiny penises going on roid rage at the rest of partying world.

If you ever wanna find them you can go to Ultra Music Festival, they'll be wearing neon swimtrunks and a matching neon sweatband. EDM larpers are not just mainstagers though. They come in all shapes and sizes. They also wear lots of black too, and they say they're into Eric Prydz and Adam Beyer now. How depressing.

EDC raver: You see that bro over there with the kandi that he bought online. He's what we call an edm larper. He most likely has a tiny penis.

UMF raver: Sigmi Alpha Phi Alfalfa Chi bro bro! Ruh ruh! Fuck PLUR, I just wanna see The Chainsmokers with my bros!

by caliraver69 December 6, 2018

cunt lapper

a usually offensive word for someone who lick girls vaginas, and lap up the juices from their cunt.

"Don't tell anyone about this, i don't want to be known as a cunt lapper."

by billy bob forton July 12, 2007

Larper Left

Larper Left is a term used to refer to the ones who claims to be leftists, such as marxist-leninists and anarcho-communists, but actually, or they are centrists or they are rightists, such as libertarians, ancaps and even neoliberals and conservatives. Mainly using right-wing sources for talk about socialism and leftism and acting as rightists such as like fascism and debaterism.

"The Larper Left is really common on social media, mainly in Instagram and Discord. You cannot trust them because they have no compromise with leftist values and goals, just making leftist larp and nothing more."

"The larper left shows that only IRL that all matters, and shows that on internet it is almost impossible or literally impossible to organize."

by Full Monteirism January 8, 2021