Landon

Likes public swimming pools. Likes them so much he nearly died in one!!!!!!!

Damn, did you see Landon in that pool?

by Papafung April 26, 2020

Landon

Very argumentative, kinda short, solid member of the friend group, never tends to pull girls at any time to my knowledge.

Me: Landon you got a girlfriend yet?
Landon: Hmmm... *awkward giggle*

by donny12345? July 29, 2022

Landon

Somebody from the deep south that has migrated or traveled to coastal or northern states.

Look, it's a bunch of Landons.

by Friendoe October 22, 2017

Landon

A gay boy who likes fortnite

Landons teeth are the Grand Canyon

by _Luigi_ May 10, 2019

Landon

An all boys school school where all the kids think they are so tuff but they are losers who just want to fuck each other.

"Dude did you see that landon kid with a mullet" "Yeah what a fag"

by fuck landon 2017 April 13, 2017

Landon

He is a jerky kind of guy. He is so annoying and if you are related we are too so kick him out. He will play instruments but hates to practice.

Brother-kick Landon out
Sister-you got that

by Lydia Flower00 July 21, 2017

Landon

Landons are hot and sexy asf. They pull hella hoes.

He's such a landon

by CoochieSlayer2500 January 31, 2022