Freshman: Oh no! I stepped on the ball and crushed it because I'm so drunk and don't know what's going on!
Senior: Party foul! It's okay, we'll Lance Pongstrong that shit.
Senior: Party foul! It's okay, we'll Lance Pongstrong that shit.
by woogoggles August 18, 2010
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the car that will beat almost anything on a drag strip, and EVERYTHING (maybe except an STi) on a rally course.
V8 driver: HAH i can smoke that 4 pot ricer mitsubishi lancer evolution.
*after race*
V8 driver: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING ON ROIDS???
evo driver: we were racing?
*after race*
V8 driver: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING ON ROIDS???
evo driver: we were racing?
by maddah faggah November 28, 2009
Get the mitsubishi lancer evolution mug.A straight-laced person always hands in projects on time, never goes out of the house past 9:00pm, and goes to old distant relatives' weddings when they could be out partying.
by Kind of Spades February 22, 2011
Get the straight-laced mug.A very funny comedian of Vietnamese and American heritage. He became well known after playing "Kip" in the "Joe Schmo Show" He has starred in several T.V shows, as well as movies, and typing him up on youtube will in fact keep you amused for hours.
Rachel: You need to watch the prank calls on youtube by Lance Krall. They are hilarious!
Demi: Ahaha I have! I'd be so embarrassed to say I was a porn star to a stranger on the phone!
Demi: Ahaha I have! I'd be so embarrassed to say I was a porn star to a stranger on the phone!
by Mazlove October 9, 2008
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