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Mr Krabbed

When a person is consumed in some way by the holy power of one Mr Krabs, owner and operator of the Krusty Krab chain of ocean-based burger restaurants. Those who have been Mister Krabbed's first symptom is usually an obsession with both making and saving money, which is followed by the person's laughter sounding like that of Mr Krabs: "Agagagagagaga!". Eventually, the affected takes on the physical characteristics of Mr Krabs. There is no cure for the disease, and it has a 97.6543994% mortality rate. Over 64,000,000 people have been affected globally.
Dude 1: "Hey Dude, when we go to Universal Studios we should totally check out that SpongeBob float!"
Dude 2: "Yes we shall me boy, Agagagagagaga!"
Dude 1: "Oh my god, I can't believe it. You've been Mr Krabbed! Hurry, get to the ED right away!"
by The Butt Dictionary October 28, 2021
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mr krabs porn

pornography of character "mr krabs" from spiddle darn squack sack.
"Hey wanna watch mr krabs porn?"
"Yes"
by freshykz July 30, 2022
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krab

a money-obsessed mutated megalomaniacal crab, who likes touching up men
bruh stop being such a krab, joe
by krabz69420 September 23, 2021
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krab

An extreme version of the word ‘bitch’.
that girl gave me a dirty look, she’s such a krab’
adjective: the krabe woman
by Lobekah June 8, 2021
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Imitation Krabs

the episode where a mr-krabs lookalike robot run by plankton says "Ravioli Ravioli give me the formuoli"
Person 1: Yo, have you ever heard of the episode Imitation Krabs?
Person 2: You mean the one where that one robot says "give me the formuoli"? Man that episode was crazy
by Gdestroyer March 19, 2022
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Krusty krab sandwich

When a girl’s yeast infection is so out of hand, it has caused a creamy, crusted over vagina, and the only way through it is to put it between two slices of bread and eat it.
I could tell by the smell coming from her underwear I’d be having a “Krusty Krab Sandwich” for dinner
by MrKrustyKrabSandwich November 25, 2021
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Krabs

My Krabs are loose!
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