king kong

When your fucking your girlfriend in the ass and right when youre about to cum, you start hooting like a monkey and pounding on her back with no restraint...

He King Konged me so hard I shit myself.

by Godzilla April 9, 2005

donkey kong

To do a girl from behind until the point of climax, then promptly smash a barrel on her back while beating your chest and yelling out loud. Afterward you may pull out a banana and have fun.

When a girl enters your room you must first explain why there is a barrel on or near the bed. You might have to explain to her afterwards what the donkey kong is and why you did it.

by isamu999 December 5, 2007

Honky Kong

A white man who is DENCH, most likely been hitting the gym for at least 3 years until his physical appearance is similar to Donkey Kong or a big muthafucka!

Boy: Dayamnnn son, look at that honky kong on the bench press!
Boy 2: Nigguh he is bigggg!

by Makaveli 321 November 22, 2012

Honkey Kong

A punk/hardcore band from the east coast that is based in Baltimore. Raised from the streets they sing songs of alcohol, hustling, and real gangsta shit. To get Honkeykonged is to be blown away by their unique sound.

Damn, I just got Honkey konged at that show last night and my ears are still fucking ringing!!

by mongermiked September 25, 2010

kinky kong

A person who suddenly becomes very hairy and starts raping animals without any warning at all.

Shane suddenly became kinky kong during a school fight

by toadnater December 2, 2003

Hung Kong

A rare oddity. A well hung Chinaman's genitalia.

"I heard the new exchange student Phuk Chin has a Hung Kong."

by DTEAM August 17, 2008

Kong Schlong

A cheap yet powerful energy drink sold by the European supermarket chain Lidl, it goes by the name of Kong Strong. Tastes like the oil you just drained out of your engine after a 100,000 mile road trip, mixed in with some low quality cocaine and blackcurrant flavouring. Do be careful however as this is not one substance you want to mess with. Drink too many and you'll find yourself shirtless, with your huge belly hanging out as you're nearing death on the bathroom floor of an Amsterdam Hotel. This drink literally makes you feel as though King Kong has done you nicely with his Schlong. So take care with the Kong, or you'll get the Schlong.

Hey man, have you tried some of this Kong Strong?

Are you stupid? Do you want to feel the Kong Schlong?

Oh jeez, I guess you're right.

by DonLykeB March 18, 2019