floppy kite

When the penis is about to erect (lift off) and it flops due to displeasure or distraction.

Jack gets a floppy kite when he comes across Jenny cause she took off her top

by Louistheroux February 1, 2017

go fly kite lah

when someone he/she says something ridiculously stupid.

Person 1: Hey do you know that you cannot breathe underwater?
Person 2: go fly kite lah

by foxy2k January 1, 2021

Tam Kite

Rhyming slang term for a shite.

"aww man am burstin fur a tam kite."

by Jesus is Your uncle September 1, 2005

good night jim kite

If someone dies or gets injured in a funny way the the expression you'd use is "good night jim kite"

*watches funny YouTube competition of dumb people*
*someone gets injured*
"Lol good night jim kite"

by Crazy_Mikey August 28, 2017

Blow out your kite

Fill your stomach!

Blow out your kite on fried chicken and taters.

by UncleDon October 18, 2010

high as a kite and twice as purple

Expression of great joy in natural or artificial intoxication. Created by Michelle Hunnicutt

Dude, Im high as a kite and twice as purple.

by Chris Calvert April 16, 2004

dick kite

an insult used to demean the likes of a friend or relative who has e.d.... implying that said person might as well tie a kite to his dick

Mike:So how did the other night go?
Justin:I've sure had better performances, if you know what I mean.
Mike:Man, what a dick kite!

by Tim Bianco March 17, 2008