The number 1 Gangster, hustler, Pimp, and mafia in the world. they have plans for global domination and you most likely dont believe or cant do anything about it. people say they worship the devil.(thats probably because they have no money and anyone who does is supossedly evil).
The illuminati DOES EXIST even if they dont call themselves that. they are a mafia that does and does not exist which gives them ultimate power. They are the richest most powerful people on earth and they plan on staying that way by any means, wouldnt you?
The illuminati DOES EXIST even if they dont call themselves that. they are a mafia that does and does not exist which gives them ultimate power. They are the richest most powerful people on earth and they plan on staying that way by any means, wouldnt you?
by TheTruf December 8, 2007
Get the illuminati mug.Fictional secret society conjured up by conspiracy theorists to slander and create a warped vision of actual and legitimate organizations, social clubs, and institutions. Usually for no other reason then because they are misinformed as to the true purposes of said groups and rituals preformed by them.
In order to explain what outsiders don't know about certain groups or organizations, they exaggerate, misinterpret, or flat out create lies in order to fill in the blanks. The result creates an Illuminati conspiracy, where none so exists.
by preppyguy21 December 17, 2004
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by Anonymous March 16, 2003
Get the the illuminati mug.The action of accidentally turning off the last light in the house (when it's dark outside) resulting in disorientation and/or bumping in to things whilst looking for for another light switch.
Mike: Bro! I was about to go to bed but I accidentally Prematurely De-Illuminated the room and had to use my cell phone as a flashlight!
Brad: Man, I know what you meen. You gotta be careful with that Premature De-Illumination, last night I smashed my foot trying to find the bathroom when I did that.
Brad: Man, I know what you meen. You gotta be careful with that Premature De-Illumination, last night I smashed my foot trying to find the bathroom when I did that.
by Mako212 July 2, 2011
Get the Premature De-Illumination mug.A Bizarre form of anti-religion between Atheism and being absolutely bat-shit insane, mainly obsessed with trying to prove that the illuminati exists even though they don't know it doesn't exist any longer, and also believes that the world was supposed to end on December 2012. Most of these people are either trolls or just people who don't know any better. Most likely both, such as the case of people like certain forum members. They often use demon related codenames or usernames online. Mainly to troll others on religion based forums and for nothing worse. Emotionless psychopaths with no lives of their own.
by MM132 June 26, 2014
Get the Illuminatism mug.While nearly all ppl & occurrences that garner this label are quite literally as far away from being Illuminati as humanly (or otherworldly) possible, there's still this sort of pseudo-esotericism overly applied to just about everything by netizens. No they truly _don't_ belong to a secret society conveniently born in Bavaria in the same year as the United States gained its independence from Britain. or y'know, yeah! they do! ...'cause who am i to question our illustrious, malevolent overlords...
It is used with great flexibility in the online world, particularly in the gaming arena, to simultaneously:
* troll naive children
* poke fun at conspiracy theorists
* invoke (mild... at best) lulz
Source: I'm the Princess of the Dark Underbelly of the Internet / Mistress of the Multiverse, who shall remain unnamed, 'cause otherwise your head would asplode (leaving only a pulsating third eye)
It is used with great flexibility in the online world, particularly in the gaming arena, to simultaneously:
* troll naive children
* poke fun at conspiracy theorists
* invoke (mild... at best) lulz
Source: I'm the Princess of the Dark Underbelly of the Internet / Mistress of the Multiverse, who shall remain unnamed, 'cause otherwise your head would asplode (leaving only a pulsating third eye)
scrub 1: I saw Katy Gaga-Cyrus take off her mask backstage to reveal that she's Reptilian!
scrub 2: Illuminati Confirmed!
normal person 1: tha fuck?
scrub 2: Illuminati Confirmed!
normal person 1: tha fuck?
by mztrie March 28, 2016
Get the Illuminati Confirmed mug.1. (what it actually was) an order of people who had controvrtial ideas that scared people so they were banned in 1785 and ceased to exist.
2. (what ignorant people and idiots think it is) a secret sociaty that is run mostly by jews and aliens to get money and power and introduce a new world order.
needless to say its an excuse for crackpots and nutters to spread stupid conspiricy theories and anti semitism. the illumitati were a bunch of people who thought that the world would be better if it was run by a few people in sercret rather than by a load of differant countries but most people thought that was bad and they banned them.
there were never more than 2000 members of the illuminati
2. (what ignorant people and idiots think it is) a secret sociaty that is run mostly by jews and aliens to get money and power and introduce a new world order.
needless to say its an excuse for crackpots and nutters to spread stupid conspiricy theories and anti semitism. the illumitati were a bunch of people who thought that the world would be better if it was run by a few people in sercret rather than by a load of differant countries but most people thought that was bad and they banned them.
there were never more than 2000 members of the illuminati
ignorant, idio,t redneck, racist, illiterate piece of brain dead shit, says: the illuminati will take over soon the jews will take all your money and aliens will rape you
by wheatley boy December 26, 2009
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