Kia soul

Car that consumes human souls and converts them into life-like hamsters. It is unknown what Kia concocts in order to keep this cars from being banned from sale. Deep dark magic may be used in these vehicles. Stay far away from these evil spirits. Or else you’ll be converted into a rat-like man named Kevin.

Keith was found running on a hamster wheel and drinking from a hamster bottle yesterday. Police are stumped as to what happened to him.

I think he bought a Kia soul. ( 2013 lime green 0% down 45% compound interest). And was transferred into the body of a small rodent.

by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024

KIA

Sexual activity unexpectedly interrupted by a third party.

She was blowing me in her Kia when her mother showed up and blew it off: That blow-job was KIA!

by bs55 October 15, 2017

Kia

Know it all

I see you know it all. I👀kia

by Evalegit December 26, 2022

Skan-Kia

A symbol painted to tattooed on the nose of a Native American person to show in secret that once they can, they are going to leave all of their “friends” for they hate them.

Everyone of her friends wondered what was on her nose, but little did they know it is a Skan-Kia.

by A informed person February 12, 2022

Matteo and Kia

Best couple ever.

P1: Hey look that couple are just like Matteo and Kia, it’s uncanny!
P2: I know they’re the so cute.

by supersillysausage July 19, 2024

Kia`

Sum e thot that hot clout for have a moaning video that wasn't even her

That's not even kia`

by Wes𝓽𝓯 December 25, 2021

Kia

Probably one of the most hyper people out there. While never meaning any harm, can sometimes offend people with their jokes. Can be a hit or miss type of person when it comes to being friends but in all, is nice.

Hi, my name is Kia. I really hope we can be friends

by Ozzyecho May 16, 2022