Kerals

An indian version of any Christmas carol. Based off the Indian state Kerela and the word "carols".

"play us some kerals"

by DaKoshinator December 29, 2022

kernella

Kernella is a very smart, talented, good looking girl. She is the best girlfriend material and for some reason always smells nice. I want Kernella in my life.

Hey! Have you seen Kernella today? I haven't seen or heard her. The place has been extremely quiet and she hasn't made me laugh for the day.

by Kettleer February 5, 2023

TP kernels

bits of toilet paper left on ones ass, after wiping too hard

rice sized rolls of toilet paper

As she was about to toss my salad, she said no way, because of the TP kernels in the way

If you see someone itching their ass, say "TP Kernels?"

by gsxmaer September 6, 2010

Spooge Kernel

When sperm clumps up into globs on your body hair, usually in a warm shower or bath.

Jim spent fifteen minutes cleaning spooge kernels out of his pubes after a lengthy wank in the bathtub.

by DjurassicDJake January 13, 2022

scraping the kernels

When you eat the booty like groceries

You gay

He loved to eat ass, scraping the kernels

by Biggiesmallsmom October 17, 2018

Cum Kernel

After you bust a NUT in the shower on your chick and water hits the white goodness it will become a white sticky white glob aka a Cum Kernel.

Damn that bitch i fucked in the shower last night had some Cum Kernels in her hair.

by polesmokenmike March 5, 2009

Kerbal Space Program

Kerbal Space Program is an alien torturing game made by Mexican-based company, Squad. You build phallic rockets and try to put them into space, failing miserably. The real rocket science component will make you more qualified for a job at NASA than actually going to school.

NASA boss: So what makes you qualified for the job?

You: I play Kerbal Space Program

NASA boss: Welcome to NASA!

by FrailFlunky99 November 10, 2020