Hellen Kellered

The level of drunkenness one reaches when he/she is blacked out and is no longer able to pronunciate words in any sort of fashion. In other words the persons are blind / deaf / dumb.

Sir Tommy Pickles: Dude, check out Roxy! She's hitting on everyone, falling all over the place and I can't even understand a word she's saying.

Mo'Nasty: I know dude! She is completely "Hellen Kellered" right now.

by KingKrule January 2, 2012

Keller

A man or woman who is the dominate one in an relationship. Opposite of being a Beecher.

2. A dangerously sexy man

Im the Keller in this relationship!

My last boyfriend was sooo Keller

by ellipher March 17, 2009

Kellbowl

A very small bowl packed with one's own weed to save their weed from the lungs of others.
A Huge ass bowl packed when, using someone else's weed.
The opposite of a VanderBowl.

I picked up a Michael Vick for my friend, but we can smoke a KellBowl (A Huge ass one) from it before i give it to him. He probably won't notice.

by layout420 December 21, 2006

The Hellen Keller

During the course of oral sex, ejaculate into the young ladies eye causing her vision to be impared, then smack her in both ears immediatly after causing her to briefly loose her hearing, and causing the sound of ringing in her ears. This will cause the illusion of the historical figure Helen keller who was Blind and Def.

Hey have you ever dated a handicapped person?
-No i have not have you?
Not quite but i gave my date the hellen keller last night!

by G-rant H January 3, 2008

Kellen

Undefinable, but highly necessary for daily use. Kellen is the highest level of friendship to ever be accomplished, however can only be accomplished by Kellen. mic drop

Give me Kellen or give me death.
Thats right dude, don't crit the grit!

by greenators February 12, 2017

keller

a keller is a guy who is so awesome and hot and funny and caring and has a dirty mind and will tell you his feelings and will love you and you WILL love him back and if you break up you will secretly still love and will never be able to get over him.

I wish I was dating a keller

i know right he is so hot

by peoplerock December 12, 2017

kellow

someone who thinks they're really hardcore.

Adam: Check him out. He's solid.
Dave: Totally, he's as hard as titanium.
Steve: He's a kellow.

by shnix January 7, 2008