wet kipper

Pathetic, passive, non-aggressive person who has a fat chance of becoming courageous or forthright due to a submissive nature.

Hails from wet (something saturated with water) and kipper (Scottish fish dish)...hence, a wet kipper!

Ah, don't be such a wet kipper!

by Klaus October 19, 2004

Kipped

To have received star treatment, and the very best in design work and service. If your website has been Kipped, you are very lucky indeed. Comes from the designers work, Kip FX.

I love my new website, I have just had it Kipped!

by Steven Wannado January 10, 2012

A Kipper

Someone who is two faced, with no guts.

Don’t trust him, he’s just a kipper. (a two faced bastard with no guts)

by swichme July 9, 2012

kipper

A cigarette.

From the German slang for cigarette(s): Kippe(n)

Give me a kipper please mate.

Where are my kippers?

by Sancho Panzer July 6, 2007

Kipper

A member of the United Kingdom Independence Party (UKIP). I.e a bigoted, xenophobic rightwing loon who cares deeply about the cultural marxist anarcho-leninist joo EUSSR banning Christmas, bee-killing pesticides and the native English curvy cucumbers, and giving the mooslims human rights.

Kippers aren't welcome in Schotland, apparently.

David Cameron won't prosper by trying to outkip the Kippers (Guarniad headline)

by AnarchoLeninist June 8, 2013

kippenvel meter

A theoretical scale from 1-10 used to rate the euphoria of a trance track, i.e the magnitude of the kippenvel that the track conveys.

Woah! This remix surely hits a 9.5 on the kippenvel meter!!

by Armin Van Buuren July 27, 2003

Kipper Knickers

Female who's personal hygeine is in question.

Hey look, here comes kipper knickers

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011