Juno

the pregnant girl from that one; movie (2007).

Did you see Juno?

by fantasywizards December 2, 2020

Juno

Juno is the best name for a cat.

Person A: What's the best name?

Grandpa: My cat is called Juno and it suits her fine, so lets have Juno as best name.

by Juno lover June 10, 2022

Juno

Someone who got so pissed off that they shot the sun, then proceeded to shoot his wily one only friend.

Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had
So he shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at his wily one only friend...

-Ruler of Everything, Tally Hall

by UrAverageHamSammy June 4, 2024

Juno

Juno is an amazing person! Anyone would be lucky to be friends with a girl like her. She’s kind, funny, STUNNING, and probably gay. JUNO IS AMAZING!!!!!

Person 1: did you meet Juno?
Person 2: Yeah! She’s literally the best person I’ve ever met!

by Matchahhahahah October 30, 2023

Juno

Juno is now officially the best name in the world.

"What is the best name?"
"My cat is named Juno and it suits her fine, so let's have juno"

by WorshipStana666 June 1, 2022

Juno

A strange humanoid creature that likes to lurk in discord servers, if approached it will make strange ‘grrrr’ noises to act intimidating but often fails. Because of its below average intelligence tricking the beast is easy. You can sense a Juno from miles away because of its horrendous toxic smell.

Wow I can’t believe Juno has never taken a shower before.

by Sayorichan April 11, 2024

Juno

Juno, a Drug Dealer from Baltimore Maryland. Juno is his trap name.

Juno’s a popular guy from bmore. Juno is from East Side but well connected and respected through the city. He associates with multiple gangs including widely known |BMR|.

Juno coming round the trap at 7:00

Juno goin be here

by SlangWordsOutgiver7 August 5, 2019