Junk Press

The act of a man pressing his genitalia on any part of a woman in a social setting. This is done in an effort to arouse the female and will hopefully lead to obtaining a phone number or a hook-up.

I was at the bar with my girlfriends last night and this fugly guy kept junk pressing me. It was nasty.

by Tim, on behalf of Q100 January 21, 2009

Junk Junction

A shitty place where one lands that has one minute to loot then has to spend half the game running across the fucking map with a couple of grey pistols

Hey you wanna land tilted? Pussy: nah lets go junk junction

by xxyeetxx September 24, 2018

Skungle Junk

Nasty male genitals. Often skanky.

Ew, Kevin, that's some nasty skungle junk.

We were going to do it, but then I realized he totally had some skungle junk.

Dude, did you hear she touched his skungle junk!?!

by - Yearbook Staff November 14, 2009

junk bunnies

Slang term for those who are drawn to hop indiscriminately onto someone’s junk.

Let’s go out tonight and find us some junk bunnies.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2019

junk strut

Walking in a sexually suggestive manner, with the intent to draw attention to a particular sexually-oriented body part.

1. Did you see her doin' her junk strut down the street, shakin' that ass?

2. Dude! Quit doin' your junk strut across the locker room and wrap a towel around yourself!

by trogers91 October 31, 2007

junk shorts

Shorts that are so short you can get a clear and unobstructed view of every square inch of a guy’s junk.

The crowd was clearly hypnotized as he pranced around the stage in his hot pink junk shorts.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019

junk bunch

when a guy's junk gets bunched up within his pants, usually while wearing a cup.

Laxer Bro #1: Brah, you were touching your crotch all practice today. What's up with that?

Laxer Bro #2: Dude I know, fuckin junk bunch.

Laxer #1: Fuckin hate that shit man.

by schneeblyn March 17, 2009