Junked

Partially or completely wrecked.

Dude, Jess totally junked her car last weekend!

by ezzie April 30, 2007

juke

lets get this straight... jukin is when a female is workin a dude to a beat wit her ass towards his shyt...
grindin is when she faces the other way n they grind they shyt togetha

in chicago we be jukin at juke parties n anywhere else

she was jukin on dude all night

by Kristy March 17, 2005

Juke

(V) juke - In video gameing, usually refers to the act of countering another players coo-ldown based ability or attack by means other then standard countering abilities, such as obstructing line of sight, or purposely tricking them into wasting a situational ability with misdirection.

I knew the mage was going to counterspell my healing spells, so I juked her by canceling the cast early.

by Tibryn December 7, 2012

Jaked

The act of flexing for no fucking reason and making everyone around said person feel bad and thinks they are being humble about it, usually after an assessment.

Did we all just get jaked on?

by ManHandlingCheese November 22, 2018

Jaked

To be completely intoxicated from alcohol. Extremely drunk. (especialy from Dewars or Glenfiddich, maybe Guinness).

Yo fool, you should of seen Paul last night, man....he was JAKED!

by Brizzock May 17, 2003

Jukebox-Weasel

A creepy person who often sings quietly in the background or trys to join in group singing when they're not really in the group.

"what was she saying when she was stood behind us?"
"i dont know i think she was singing,"
"Omg what a jukebox-weasel."

by mongchariotforhire July 31, 2009

Juke Bomb

An act of social terrorism that culminates in the art of singing a song with the full intention of infecting listeners brains for the remainder of the day with a melody that won’t go away short of lobotomizing surgery.

Bob drops his Purple Rain juke bomb daily earning his moniker the uni-juke-bomber.

by whippedness, man card, lie, gi March 21, 2011