Jonas

The artifact with the most amount of chromosomes known to man, it is said that Jonas has about 5000 chromosomes!

Bruh do you have more chromosomes than Jonas?

by minecraftproffecianal112 April 11, 2021

Jonathan

full of darn CRAZY

hey girl you see that guy over there the one that said hes flawless hes got to be jonathan.

by deedlebeetle August 31, 2011

jonathan

kind of a player, but a total chick magnet. the one whom i love to death and pray that one day he'll want only me and and there will be no one for me to compete with. so hot and sexy and has the cutest smile:)...is so sweet and an amazing kisser.

me: the only person ill ever love is you

jonathan: ill love you forever and always<3

by ineverwannabethelastchoice<3 August 23, 2012

Jonathan

The best husband ever

I wish I was married to a Jonathan!

by Ashmere January 1, 2012

Jonah Question

A question that often goes beyond the scope of what is currently being learned. This question requires a lengthy explanation from the instructor, effectivly robbing other students of help.

Man, ANOTHER Jonah Question!?!?! I've had to piss for two hours!

by Doostien June 29, 2008

jonathan

I most known by his speed and awesome and cute looks and style.

He is a funny guy. A person who you cant stay mad at for long. He is a great boyfriend and is freaky. he is a good kisser.His friends have to be cool just like hem. HE has hell of hoes. He gets in trouble alot and u cant stop hem. Jonathan is a name god gives the parents to name their child.
if u have a Jonathan in your life you are lucky.

Jonathan is a name only god gives you

by captaincoolja December 4, 2017

Jonah

A person who only watches the spiciest and the dankest of dank memes.

Your name is Jonah.

by TheSpicyPickle May 22, 2019