Johned

Very strong, huge muscles.

Look at his muscles! He looks johned!

by Philad February 1, 2010

Johndenel

Johndenel is always found playing football. He loves to play with balls. He looks beautiful. He has a pet dog, and it only has 3 legs. His best friend is no one because he is picky as fuck. He loves fried chicken, and not because he is black. That shit is good. He also enjoys calling people racist, because, well, everyone is a fucking racist. He has blackish brown hair and likes to put lots and lots and lots and lots of product into it. But somehow his hair hasnt fallen out yet. He likes the phrase, "Nice work," because he is a wonderfully comlementitive person. He likes Chris Brown, Frank Ocean and he likes dancing, even though he hasnt tried it himself. His middle name is Jerome, and he wants to marry his footballs. His favourite colour is pink and his favorite food is vegetables. Overall Johndenel is a fab guy, and if you ever meet one, tell him that his friend Cherie is supa coot and gr8 m8 with an 8

"Oh hey Johndenel, you friend Cherie is supa coot and gr8 m8"
"With an 8?"
"Yes."

by sexxy12vie692hot4words April 3, 2013

johnten

The best ship in NCT. It consist of Johnny and Ten from said group (NCT). They love each other a lot.

—Hey! What’s the best NCT ship?
—Dude, it’s definitely Johnten

by nctrash November 11, 2017

Johny Storm

When you put Bengay all over you penis then having sex and finishing before you have to go to the hospital.

That last Johny Storm was rough I had more stamina than I thought and almost had to call 911.

by Trevor Davis 69 June 21, 2010

Johner

An absolute Johner is someone who is so uncooperative that their shit simply cannot be stood by anyone

I can't STAND that Johner, so i can't!

by UnwelcomeDickUpMyAss March 19, 2020

johnessa

Johnessa usually a dark skinned female. Typical extremly curvy and wide hipped. Johnessa is very talented and open-minded. She is a jack of all trades and loves pleasing others. Typical good in bed with males or females. Loves to go out but enjoys to just chill. Johnessa is extremely nice but cross her and she can be your worst nightmare

"I would marry a girl like johnessa"

by Yung birdman December 5, 2013

Johnae

The french femine version of John. In Spanish it is pronounced "Juana" for "Juana" is the femine version of John (Juan) in Spanish.

...hm...Johnae, ...sounds like French bread...

by Grandma's Left Arm March 8, 2011