Johnstinate

To be a dick and tell a story about something that happened by acting it out loudly, banging on the table inappropriately or shouting out louder than it actually happened.

I get it...you were mad and slammed it down on the table. No need to Johnstinate that for me.

by robversion2011 July 6, 2011

Johnathan

Very unsatisfactory when it comes to well satisfaction! Disappointing in most cases but can be a good friend in other cases but a lot of people could call him a piece of sh*t behind his back

Steve: have you seen johnathan?
Dennis: yea still as much of a bi*tch he was last week

by Albert Einsteinium July 14, 2017

johnathon rodney

Name used to describe a joint/jrod there for meaning Johnathon Rodney

Smoke a Johnathon Rodney

by Mastersnoop November 6, 2017

johnathan conroy

A fucking retard who looks like a toenail and calls people shmeet thinking hes something he's not

"Yo look at that retarted kid going around calling people a shmeet "
"he must be a johnathan conroy

by guy 7 787878w April 20, 2018

Johnathan's egg

A term used to ask a player in a different squad or team to leave their team in secret and to join yours . This is commonly used to get a player in fortnite to join your team

Matthew*in a squad

Harry *has a free space in his squad

Harry"mathew Johnathan's egg"
Matthew*leaves his team to join the better one I.e. Harrys team

by Boohs June 12, 2018

Johnathon

He’s soo tall his head up his own ass. Very, arrogant and thinks their so funny when they’re actually not. Sweaty try hard and try’s to steal everyone’s girl.

Man that Johnathon can just fuck off.

by Dresa June 30, 2019

Johnathon

A real dick and girl stealer. Tall but head up his ass. Quirky personality and very ugly and attention seeking.

That Johnathon can give off mate.

by Dresa June 30, 2019