jive honky

Derogatory term black people use for white people who seem to be speaking nonsense.

Racism isn't over. That jive honky doesn't know what he's talking about.

by Jive Honky July 12, 2014

jive turkey

its an old 70's term used to describe someone who thinks they're kool or hott but really isn't.

"That guy is such a jive turkey!"

by AlabamaGurl October 18, 2003

Jive Ass

1. A complete dumbass that is dumber than a brick shithouse

2. A highly exaggerated story.

1. Dave was acting like a jive ass when he decided to rob a bank.
2. That is such a jive ass story.

by Blank Screen January 1, 2012

jive turkey

1. Someone who's full of shit, an idiot, or likes to run linux even though they can't make the sound work.
2. Turkey slow roasted in artificial jive flavoring.

1. Jim: Linux is so much better than windows even though I can't make the sound work.
Me: Shut yo mouth, fuckin Jive Turkey.

2. Damn that be some good Jive Turkey, pass the corn flakes.

by Nettled October 21, 2003

jive ass turkey

a fool; someone who thinks they're cool but is really stupid; what black guys eat for Thanksgiving.

by jerome March 10, 2003

Jive Turkey

unreliable, show boat, or makes empty promises

You weren't in vietnam, you jive turkey.

by CL101101 October 27, 2008

jive couter

When that pussy is nasty and musty

Damn that’s one jive couter

by Neucam11 November 13, 2017