declare jihad

The act of taking a violent, greasy and sometimes loud shit.

Man, that spicy pork made me declare jihad on the toilet.

by Slaney May 18, 2006

Christian Jihad

Giving all the bible thumping retards a reason to act like jerks, and to Judge anyone and everyone they see fit, more or less a complex of "I am better than you, because I dont drink or smoke" usually resulting in the christian looking like a dictator and a jerkoff
See : Cockbag

"man that guy was being a dick because I went to that party and ended up hooking up with this fine ass bitch. mother fucker tried to pull some christian jihad on me, that dirka dirka bitch."

by Xaviur September 10, 2006

stomach jihad

stomach ache, about to crap your pants

I just at some spicy chili and now I am having a stomach jihad. Where is the toilet I am about to have a stomach jihad.

by SPC Kevin A March 9, 2007

sexual jihad

It's like a terrorist attack on your pussy

Mel: How was he last might
Steph: Dude it was like a sexual jihad! I'm still recovering

by jrfett November 9, 2014

jihad jigaboo

racial slur directed at people of middle eastern, northern african, or asian indian descent.

Fuck that douche bag taxi driver, filthy jihad jigaboo.

by beloanonymity March 4, 2011

reverse jihad

the actions taken by non-Muslims to retaliate against the Nation of Islam, particularly if the non-Muslim is of Jewish ethnicity. Basically, it is the return fire of all thrown rocks, launched RPG's or stray AK-47 fire to avenge one's people in the Name of Yahweh!

Your actions have forced me to rise up and defend what is MINE!!!! REVERSE JIHAD!!!! AHHH LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!!!!!!!!

by Whooreface killa December 14, 2004

Love Jihad

When a muslim male/female marries a non muslim and converts them.

Raj married Fatima and was forced to convert because of Love Jihad. But luckily Shyam saved him right after and Raj have divorce to Fatima.

by HappyExcitedTopTop_boy10000008 June 22, 2018