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Crowning the Jester

When one man shits on another man's head while the guy getting shit on is jerking off.
Joe's favorite form of sex is "Crowning the Jester".
by Big bauld broken back. July 30, 2009
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homophobic jester

1-A slip of the tongue when someone mentions the words homophobic gesture in an excited and fast bout of hysteria of winding a friend up, mass hilarity insues spawning this term amongst the persons social circle.

2-A medieval term to describe a fool who does not like gay people, ironically, they themselves looked and acted very camp, but were not gay, possibly in the closet.
1-
friend a: (pretends to try and kiss friend b)
friend b: (threatening to punch friend a) get the fuck away from me
friend a (in a bout of laughter): hahahahaha was that a homophobic jester, james, i mean gesture
(rest of friends laugh at the term)

2-
when a gay person entered a homophobic jesters presence, the jester will proceed to slap them until they are not around them
by david tracey September 15, 2007
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Royal Jester

One who is first and foremost a silly bitch. This person may also refer to themselves as Bane and is a habitual shit talker. Indecisiveness is a trait among many Royal Jesters often finding difficulty choosing a car build. These people are found to bring great enjoyment to others with the tall tales they speak about and wishful thinking that encompasses their mind.
The Silly Bitch forum wouldn't be very entertaining without the Royal Jester .
by Juggernat October 12, 2016
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Relationship Jester

A guy who sees a sad girl who is potentially sad because of a past relationship. The relationship jester (jester meaning someone who makes royalty happy usually with jokes) tries to cheer the girl up with the intention of starting a relationship with the girl. Instead of the girl dating the guy who cheered her up, she goes off and dates another guy who had no intention of cheering her up.
I'm sick of being a relationship jester; every girl I try to date always gets with another man.
by Buquifious August 14, 2018
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The Jester

The final member of the S.N.O.B. Court. They are they fourth in the line of succession to The S.N.O.B. Throne. Succeeded by a nub who is wise enough not to re-enlist.
ETN3: ARE YOU IN THE S.N.O.B. COURT?
MMN2: YES. I AM THE JESTER
by Adm. H.G. Rickover April 14, 2021
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Brooklyn Jester

Brooklyn Jester is the hottest person alive And she will still your man
by Dusbdkievrbd May 29, 2021
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Gruesome Jester

When you put bells in the vagina whilst fucking it, causing a bloody and noisy mess.
Yo did you hear how he gave her the gruesome jester last night?
by Grogwithahog August 24, 2022
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