JERSEY SHORE CONDOM FAIRY

When you pick up a chic at a bar, bring her home, bang her and then put the used condom under your roommates pillow.

After I was done with that bitch last night, Jim got a visit from the Jersey Shore Condom Fairy.

by bub c October 20, 2006

Jersey Handshake

A Jersey Handshake is like a regular handshake, except instead of shaking the person's hand, you stab them. Originated in New Jersey.

"I swear to god, if someone throws shit at me, I'm gonna give them the Jersey Handshake."

by Teflon G October 26, 2008

jersey hotlunch

A women lies on her back, mouth open and a man squats over her face to fill her mouth with feces.

Last night i went over Jenn's house, she asked me for a jersey hotlunch.

by The Hamburger Pimp July 25, 2011

jersey shower

When you don't want to take an actual shower for whatever reason, so you spray perfume or cologne all over yourself so people don't smell your body odor. Useful for when you only need to go out to run a small errand like buying milk from the grocery store.

I think I might stink a little bit but I only need to go to the Post Office so I'm going to take a jersey shower.

by buttplaster August 1, 2010

south jersey

South Jersey..because Philadelphia is our city, we love WaWa(and there is at least 1 every 5 miles), the Eagles(people randomly shout out the E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES cheer EVERYWHERE), a good hoagie not sub/hero, a real cheesesteak, jimmies on our ice cream, you ask what exit one if from off of the NJ turnpike,its the shore not the beach (and you always go there after prom), you know where the cherry hill, moorestown, deptford and even echelon mall are, and we think North Jersey should be a separate state.

It's wudder not water.

by Nicole May 7, 2005

jersey bomber

The huge-ass mosquitoes found all over the state of New Jersey (especially the Meadowlands). They can get up to three inches long.

(Points at half-inch-diameter bug bite) Fucking Jersey bombers...

by s0ck_ninja June 16, 2007

Jersey Shore Barrier

The act of physically placing the entire cast of Jersey Shore in a triangular formation, just like bowling pins, at the entrance or exit ramp to any major freeway to buffer the damages from any potential accident. (It is recommended to have plenty of taffy and hair cair products to keep their interest while they are in said formation)

Hey Tommy I just set up another Jersey Shore barrier by the Lincoln Tunnel.Those kids are dumb as tree trunks. God willing someone's been drinking way too much to drive and swerves left and puts us all out of our misery. Plus, I threw a couple spike stips out there to kind of help our odds.!

by DemmyMack413 February 19, 2011