jerkbutt

a guy that makes his computer do random things from random locations to try to get frantic expressions from his girlfriend...

Hey man, you're a jerkbutt!!!!

by Ðuke March 15, 2011

jerebare

a man who you should never EVER mess with.

jerebare is a dawggg

by sssssssss999999999 October 31, 2011

Jerusalem Fight

A fight in which the combatants get completely naked and the goal of the fight is to rip off the other persons penis.

"Joe and Matt had a jerusalem fight yesterday, now Matt will never have kids."

by tuckfard July 31, 2012

Jerusalem Weekend

When you have Friday (Muslim sabbath) off in addition to Saturday (Jewish sabbath) and Sunday (Christian sabbath).

Late Thursday afternoon:

Bill: Hey Chad will I see you in the office tomorrow morning?

Chad: No, I started hooking up with Alice. We are taking tomorrow off and are going to fuck all day. It will be a Jerusalem Weekend.

by Emanuel Goldstein April 2, 2021

Jerbish

The use of doublespeak and/or jargon to allude to an answer, and to elude a question. It can be read backwards as well as forewards simply because it's non-linear; linear perspective indicates no answer.

"A carrot on a stick."
Mounted to a pig,

that doesn't exist.

Trapped in a Mobius strip.

I had to sit through ten minutes of Jerbish on a YоuTube video. Even though it seemed like some point was being made, I distinctly recall not having discerned any intelligible information. I reached over to close the video and gasped in horror at my own reflection. My now 'mouth' was.. (open?), as if basking at the sudden realization. And my 'hands' too, as if the sight of them could bring me to my many feet in head-splitting agony. I passed out. And when I came too, I peered over my bed to my limbs, terrified of what I might see. "Oh, thank Yith." I said.

"Tentacles."

by Eman Abdussalam November 8, 2022

jerbunkle

a black person who is about to rob a shop

white guy: u stupid jerbunkle what’re you doing??

by dollxxoxo June 16, 2023

Jonas Jerebko

The best basketball player of all time, fundamental big, there’s never been a better player.

Person 1: Ay yo have did you see JJ (Jonas jerebko) last night?
Person 2: yeah man he dropped 50 while being double teamed the whole game.

Person 3: who is Jonas Jerebko?
*Person 1 and 2 then proceed to smash person 3’s face into their balls for committing a sin as bad as not knowing Jerebko*

by YaMuva1 October 1, 2019