"I wanted to watch anal sex videos but my internet went down, so the best I could do was give myself a HURKY JERKY."
by Autopsyturvey January 31, 2010
Sally: Great Scott!
Amelia: What is it?
Sally: The bass drop made some twerky jerky.
Amelia: Not the first time.
Amelia: What is it?
Sally: The bass drop made some twerky jerky.
Amelia: Not the first time.
by Msevil399 August 21, 2014
by TransMayernik April 22, 2005
1. an idea that takes a long time to understand.
2. a concept that takes a long time for market acceptance.
2. a concept that takes a long time for market acceptance.
1. calculus was some real mental jerky.
2 that smart payment plan was some mental jerky but now i'm saving lots of money.
3. anything written by robert anton wilson
2 that smart payment plan was some mental jerky but now i'm saving lots of money.
3. anything written by robert anton wilson
by david engelman May 17, 2008
a phrase yelled or whispered about an extremely attractive male. most males fitting this description have an eight pack, dimples, and a perfect smile.
by gbee September 29, 2007
by R Sizzle April 25, 2003
The act of a hick arp running 2 miles while naked in the middle of the woods while snacking on beef jerky and playing the banjo.
Person 1: "Look at that hick run."
Person 2: "I reckon he has a mile time of at least 5 minute."
Person 1: "I bet he's a ginger jerky."
Person 2: "I reckon he has a mile time of at least 5 minute."
Person 1: "I bet he's a ginger jerky."
by mgurbandictionary February 20, 2009