a skeezly sexual maneuver typically performed from the doggie style position. The situation occurs when the fucker in the dominate dog position performs an unauthorized Whiskey Dew Finger and then fish hooks the mouth of the submissive dog fucker.
Guy 1: “Did you hear that Pauly D lost his index finger attempting to Jersey Butterfinger some whore?”
Guy 2: “I heard it was some dude.”
Guy 1: "word"
Guy 2: “I heard it was some dude.”
Guy 1: "word"
by matt5000 June 2, 2010
Get the Jersey Butterfinger mug.the process by which Jersey males skip dating, and the foreplay process and move directly from the first kiss to the first bang. Ususally happens in coastal towns, such as Seaside. Jaeger shots usually aid in this process.
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When the girlfriend or wife of your friend gives you a kiss hello or goodbye immediately after blowing your friend thus leaving a small amount of his spunk on you that resembles frostbite.
P - Hey J, what's that white stuff your cheek?
J - I don't know. T's wife just gave me a kiss hello.
P - I think they had just snuck off for a hummer about 5 minutes ago.
J - Ewwwwww, She gave me the Jersey Frostbite
J - I don't know. T's wife just gave me a kiss hello.
P - I think they had just snuck off for a hummer about 5 minutes ago.
J - Ewwwwww, She gave me the Jersey Frostbite
by T-Way October 31, 2009
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Get the Jersey Canoe mug.He was so drunk, he didn't even realize he gave her a Jersey Punchbowl until he saw vomit on his dick the next day.
by Apollo's Pad May 5, 2009
Get the Jersey Punchbowl mug.the act of someone taking a shit while another person is in the bathroom taking a shower. More notably, when someone takes a very smelly, loud shit while another person is in the bathroom taking a shower.
Person 1 - "I was in the middle of the most awesome shower this morning, and all of a sudden I hear a fucking fart. I looked around the curtain and Steve's sitting there with his pants around his ankles, shitting his goddamn brains out. I swear the fumes burnt my fucking eyes."
Person 2 - "Ewww...you got caught in the middle of a fuckin' Jersey Thunderstorm."
Person 1 - "Yeah... no shit.... no pun intended."
Person 2 - "Ewww...you got caught in the middle of a fuckin' Jersey Thunderstorm."
Person 1 - "Yeah... no shit.... no pun intended."
by kamikazeproject November 27, 2009
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2.) Often times someone you "back" or "represent".
3.) This can also be you, referring to yourself in the 3rd person.
4.) This term can also be used in a derogatory sense, but in a sarcastic and often humorous way.
2.) Often times someone you "back" or "represent".
3.) This can also be you, referring to yourself in the 3rd person.
4.) This term can also be used in a derogatory sense, but in a sarcastic and often humorous way.
"Holler at Jerboi. He's the one bringing over the beers."
"I'm not sure Jerboi is handling his shit these days. I seen him maxing on some serious ho-ology at the bar last night"
"Jerboi is blowing it."
"Get at Jerboi, I told you I was feeling you already girl"
"I'm not sure Jerboi is handling his shit these days. I seen him maxing on some serious ho-ology at the bar last night"
"Jerboi is blowing it."
"Get at Jerboi, I told you I was feeling you already girl"
by typoscura April 18, 2010
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