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Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass

What you'd say about a man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, claps you can hear across the universe.
Person 1: Dude look at that guy, he has an aunt jemima milkshake ass!

Person 2: Shut the fuck up bro, it's not that massive
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Jemima Simpson

"Oh Jemima Simpson you're well ginger"
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Jemima

Jemima is a confident, pretty girl who knows what she wants in life. Jemima is a sweet girl who won't remove the opportunity of a relationship. Jemima's are easy to love, and they are very girly. Jemima's can sometimes be controlling, but don't let that turn you off! She flirts quite well with boys and are closer to them than the girls. A naturally popular "it" girl.
Omg Jemima's talking to me! I'm going to faint...
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Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass

A man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, chair breaking, ass. Typically used with straight male friends.
John: Hey, whats up man?

Bob: *slaps with the force of a horse's kick* What's up! Damn he got that Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass!

John: Damn that shit hurts
by amogusbruh21youstupid September 27, 2024
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Aunt Jemima Beans

It's when a fucking black woman dresses to gets horny, so she finds a shirt that shows her cleavage to impress a mexican man.
Horny nigger: hey, i want to give you a blowjob.

Mexican man: you are so horny that i want to play with your aunt jemima beans.
by Dumbledore2680 November 22, 2018
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Jemima

A Jemima, is a woman, appointed by an intel agency to keep an eye on you. Possibly honey pot. At times, a trophy wife.
Reference from Eiger Sanction.
This broad just hung out at my house, not sure why, she may be a Jemima.
by pornstitute March 16, 2024
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aunt jemima

aint ya mama, aunt jemima, aint ya daddy *TAZER*
hey wanna see this funny video? AUNT JEMIMA
by bigstickypersononthebeach November 20, 2019
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