Jean-Luc Picard

Captain of the Federation Starship Enterprise, NCC 1701-D and NCC 1701-E.
Kicks Kirk's butt.
Little hair.
Real name is Patrick Stewart.

Ok, that's it.
La de dah de dah de dilly dilly dah.

by Russ Man August 26, 2005

Jean Claude Fan Dan

Scottish rhyming slang, generally accepted as a longer version of fandan. Used to describe an annoying person.

"Aye, see that wee prick Smudger, he's a Jean Claude Fan Dan"

by Innzy August 1, 2007

jean-nicolas

a good-looking, charming, intelligent, generally French man.

Wow jean-Nicolas is peng

by by jns December 15, 2017

Jeana

A one of a kind girl who is truly talented and beautiful and whatever her interests or talents may be, she shall reach both perfection and mastery

" I hope I marry a Jeana because they are the coolest girls."

by Juno Me February 4, 2010

jeanine

A woman of unsurpassed beauty, intelligence, charm and grace.

When I look in Jeanine's eyes, adrenaline shoots through my veins and my heart pounds in my chest.

by youknowwho020311 February 22, 2011

jeanhöffen

a word used to describe an event which is not entirely describable by any coherent word and thus must be used in conjuction with alcoholic beverages or when the body ia a state of mental unfunctianate, to justify its usage.

"oh i say, that film was somewhat jeanhöffen."

"your fighting skill is pretty abismal, however you are mildly jeanhöffen, so do you want some sex?"

"whats that you say?? Jeanhöffen?? how dare you speak such language in my house!!!"

by Beau sizlack July 19, 2004

Jean-Paul Manoeuvre

The act of consuming a croissant without crumbling a single atom of crumb. Throughout the period of enlightenment this was considered an impossible act by mere mortals. However, in the year 1869, frenchman Jean-Paul Bordeaux brought the human race to a new horizon of the art of croissant-eating (croissantology) when he consumed an entire croissant in one bite; completely without crumbing. One can draw great parallels between the Jean-Paul Manoeuvre and the more modern "Grape Fruit Technique" due to the similar wrist movements whilst performing both manoeuvres.

Jean Valjean (whilst in the possession of a croissant): "Do you think there is a way of eating this without crumbling?"
Mathieu: "Hell no mon ami! The only way is to perform the The Jean-Paul Manoeuvre."

by magnisius March 7, 2018