java jacket

The cardboard sleeve provided by Starbucks to protect one's hands from the heat of the coffee.

Always wear a java jacket.

by bhh September 3, 2007

java the hut

A fat person who drinks too much fucking coffee. fat

guy1 hey see that fat chick at starbucks sha has had 8 cups of coffee

guy2 i know right she is a total java the hut

by yeahididthat October 28, 2010

Java

A Object Oriented programming language. This language is the easiest to use. Coders do not have to understand pointers or references. They do not have to manage memory on the stack or heap. Its a programming language for complete idiots. It was written in C++

Java has draw backs. It cannot be used in system programming, or device driver development or kernel development (C and C++ are used). All applications developed in java run in a virtual machine. In addition Java applications are so bloated they take extreme amounts of memory to run, and they require extreme amounts of processing power for their virtual machines.

class HelloWorldApp {

public static void main(String args) {

System.out.println("Hello World!"); // Display the string.

}
}

The Freak of programming nature Java.

by branuniversity August 12, 2011

Java Joel

Former Chicago radio host. Best known for his controversial 2003 interview with Justin Timberlake. His William Hung remixes helped usher in a nationwide phenonenom, for better or for worse.
Fired by Clear Channel Communications in 2005 for telling an innocuous racial joke.

Since his firing, Java Joel's favorite station is B96.

by Dougie Stylz June 1, 2005

Jasvaig Ganda

A humorous man who loves chicken wings and loves the sport football {soccer. His stomach hurts every second at school but not at home. Oh yeah he also gets bare girls but got no followers. At the end of the day is he is an absolute LEGEND AND THE G.O.A.T.

Jasvaig Ganda: Hey
Girl: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

by LeG MAN )))) August 20, 2019

Cadillac Java Drip

That uncomforable feeling of having to shit, pee, or both while driving after drinking 20 ounces of rank coffee.

Larry, you shouldn't have sucked down that last cup of coffee. You are going to get the Cadillac Java Drip again!

by Larry Tom K and Damon December 26, 2008

javabie

Any user of the JAVA Module to connect into IRC Servers who is primarily annoying, and mostly new. A combination of Java, for Java User, and newbie, for new.

Hey, stop bothering, javabie, or you'll get kicked.

by Andrew February 17, 2005