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jamal

an over all scumbag he did the most herindous crimes he comimisiond the holocost
man:dang it my car got taged kid:jamal did it jamal:how he has the spray can
by haky saky January 24, 2020
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Jamal

America's favorite black man. Loves to work at 7/11 and steal the slurpees.
Damn, Jamal stole all the toilet paper again!
by jammyjayjay November 8, 2010
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jaywalker

An offensive term describing African-Americans, used by white people, when they do not want African-Americans to know they are talking about them. Term was formed in Northeast Atlanta. Probably because of African-Americans tendency to not use crosswalks when defiantly crossing busy roads.
Look at that "jaywalker" over there jaywalking. He's probably going to the welfare office.
by Fat Alex March 10, 2008
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jaywalking

A stupid fucking law invented and enforced by Americans.
"We need never had invaded Iraq and Afghanistan if the fuckers had promised not to continue their flagrant Jaywalking" - GW Bush, Road Safety Conference, Washington 2005.
by navyblue January 12, 2007
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jaywalking

A serious offence of severity similar to murder, rape and manslaughter.
The bored Amsterdam policeman - in a city world famous for its drugs, prostitution and maffia activities - sternly reprimanded the otherwise law abiding citizen for jaywalking across the empty road.
by pianodon July 13, 2010
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Jaymaker

A Jaymaker is similar to a joint... only it's about a million times bigger, and rolled using pages of the Bible.

It is so large that any individual who would attempt to toke on the Jay would be knoked unconcious, as if they had experienced a Haymaker to the face from God.
Jimmy lifted the Jaymaker towards his face, his friends and family stood in awe. Before he put it to his lips he prepared himself with a final exhale then lifted it ever so gently closer and perched his lips around it. He took just a small toke to start with, holding the smoke in his lungs for just a moment before he exhaled again.

And as he exhaled a chill could be felt throughout the galaxy. And all over the world people stopped in amazement, Goosebumps ran down the spine of every woman and child, and a single sound could not be heard. Jimmy’s friends and family stumbled backwards as a holy glow began to surround him. Everywhere people’s heads turned to the sky as dark ominous clouds which once rued the Earth began to part and the sun shone brightly upon the people and the land.

And as the clouds parted and the light became brighter sound was swiftly returned to the land as the people began to murmur, they were afraid of the light so they hid from it and, and as they hid it slowly it continued to grow until finally it stopped. And like a flash of lightening it shot down from the sky and hurled towards the Earth, falling like a comet.

As it fell it appeared to get smaller, Jimmy could see it clearly from his room, but to him it seemed to be getting larger. It was speeding towards him like a magnet to metal until finally it was right in front of him. It was God’s hand. And before Jimmy could even try to move it struck him in the face and knocked him the fuck out.
by JayLaSoul January 13, 2011
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jayrall

A Native American name, Jayrall is the kid that gets in trouble a lot and Loves to fight. This name is Very rare, He is tough and doesn't like mean people he satnds up for himself. He is not scared of most people, his Favorite subject is math, and he is athletic, His favorite sport will be wresting.
A Native American name, Jayrall is the kid that gets in trouble a lot and Loves to fight. This name is Very rare, He is tough and doesn't like mean people he satnds up for himself. He is not scared of most people, his Favorite subject is math, and he is athletic, His favorite sport will be wresting.
by Chicken800000 May 22, 2018
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