jailarity

A hilarious situation that results in jail time. Usually by ensuing.

Man with knife tries to rob bank. Guards have guns. Jailarity ensues.

by uftheory September 8, 2003

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Hook-Up (Jail)

Prison slang for a meal, cooked up by inmates in a sink with hot water, consisting of multiple foods from commissary to create something that tastes better and is more unique and filling than these items alone. Commissary foods are typically limited and simplistic easy-to-prepare foods or snack foods, so some creativity is needed.

Common foods used in a hook-up are:
- 'Soups' (Ramen Noodles)
- Cheese or Cheese-Based Dips (Jalapeno Dip, etc.)
- Mayonnaise Packets
- Chips or Ritz-type Crackers
- Preserved Meats (Summer Sausage, Sardines, Beef Jerky, Tuna Fish, etc.)
- Etc.

A molie is a version of a hook-up which is made from sweet foods only, rolled in a dough made from crushed up cookies and water.

Hook-Up (Jail):

1. "You goin' in on the hook-up tonight?"

2. "Go holla at ya cellie and see if he got some sardines or tuna for the hook-up."

3. "Throw in a honey bun on this snack hook-up."

by BR Phat March 4, 2013

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Jail bait

a female below the legal age of sexual consent

That girl is obviously jail bait. How can you not see that?

by Light Joker October 14, 2005

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Jail Drunk

To be drunk enough to be in jail for being intoxicated in public, but to not actually be in jail.

Santoro & Griff got so Jail Drunk they raped the entire Russian women's swim team in their own pool.

by The Santoro June 26, 2010

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Jail Suck

The forced act of male oral sex, preformed by one man to another to where domination and humiliation is the key pleasure more so than the sexual act itself.

That bloke looks like he's good for a Jail Suck

by Major McGoverner December 27, 2010

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