Jared is obsessed with bath bombs
by EvanHandSoap August 13, 2018

by Jojomodojo November 22, 2016

Jared is a very outgoing person. He tries often to make people notice him and goes to great lengths to do so. On his off time, Jared usually finds himself sleeping or reading a book, or both at the same time. Jared works out often so its no surprise that he's a player.
by Napoleon Dynamight March 25, 2019

by Kid in the box January 29, 2015

by fastwalker December 1, 2011

Jared Fogel, of Subway diet fame, lost 245 lbs in one year eating Subway fare. Lots of rumors about AIDS, coke, bypass surgery, but he apparently did it honestly.
Fat Bastard, to Austin Powers: "I went on the Subway diet, like Jared and lost 180 pounds. Unfortunately, now my neck looks like a vagina."
by Dr. Dutch Evil April 18, 2006

by Super Nigger Faggot September 22, 2018
