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Gypsie Jew Jamboree

A gathering of more then 20 normadic jews that have converged on a given area not for the distinct purpose of having a celebration/party, but this is an impromptu celebration/party that arises from the shared love of booze, drugs, and upbeat flamenco music.
We all met at the park to trade wares, most notably rubes, and before you knew it Drew pulled out his guitar and we were all having such a gay time down at the Gypsie Jew Jamboree
by Eric aka shitbrick September 28, 2007
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jamboy

'Jamboy's' were young coloured boys who were smeared with jam to attract all the bugs and insects away from the rich golfers. If they were successful, they got to keep the pot jam!

And for trivia, it is still possible to hire a jamboy in some countries!
Bloody mosquitos!.. Wheres the hell is my Jamboy?
by [] July 17, 2007
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jammbox

a jammbox is just a really cool person. it is normally used for people who are not only really cool, but have delicious music taste. females are more often called jammboxes than males.
"Dude I just met this awesome girl and she digs The Strokes!"

"Man you're lucky. What a jammbox."
by hippiegopher October 21, 2005
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Jigaboo Jamboree

A derogatory term, classifying those of African-American descent, whom are in a large gathering, or party, discussing and taking part in the typical "jigaboo" activities. These activities may include, but are not limited to: conversing about what Caucasian-Americans, or "honkies" are doing to them, the consumption of legal and illegal substances (i.e. marijuana, crack cocaine, heroin, alcohol- most regularly "gin and juice"). These parties are known to be extremely violent, and expansive, normally taking up not only the residence of the party host, but their porch as well. Most of these aforementioned jigaboos are illiterate, and only communicate via a series of slurred-slang words and phrases, including, but not limited to: "Sup nigga!", "Where mah bitches?", "where the grape kool-aid", and "pass the gin and juice, nigga". The etiquette at these parties tends to be quite foul, leading the general consensus to be that these "jigaboo jamborees" are normalized to include the "disrespect" of "hoes" by "pimps" or "gangstas". The normal consumables, or banquet, of a "jigaboo jamboree" typically includes fried chicken, kool-aid (usually grape flavored), watermelon (triangled or crescent), and a variety of assorted grits. The entertainment of said parties, though sometimes confusing and misconstrued, now is known to include "beatboxing" and "freestyle rapping", as well as playing Madden on the gaming console of the host's choice.
In a sentence:
Jigaboo jamborees are common in vastly urban cities, such as Baltimore, Philadelphia, Camden, and Detroit.

In Conversation:
Police Officer 1: Where are you headed, rookie?
Police Officer 2: To break up a jigaboo jamboree somewhere in Camden.
Police Officer 1: What?! That's the third one this week! Better stock the truck with grape kool-aid and watermelon slices.
Police Officer 2: Let's just hit KFC instead.
by Gulstaff II July 9, 2010
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jamboy

Historic word for ethnic people, who were employed by rich white folk. They would follow around their masters with jam smothered on their faces in order to keep the flies off them while they played golf in hot countries
Oi Jamboy come here! theres a fly!
by Jamboy March 7, 2005
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Jambot

Jambot can speak French in Russian and once had an awkward situation just to see how it feels.
If he disagrees with you, it is because you're wrong.
He has never lost a sock.
He has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into the room.
His organ donation card, also lists his dick.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed. And right-handed.
Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
He once punched a magician.
If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.
His dick alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
His blood smells like cologne.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.
Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact.
If he were to give you directions, you would arrive 10 minutes early.
He never says anything tastes like chicken, even chicken.
He was once found guilty, of being innocent.
He once taught his German Shepard how to bark in Spanish.
He actually struck gold picking his nose.
Holy shit, he looks like Jambot. We should run.

I heard kimbo won the fight, but jambot knocked him out in the parking lot after.

Yea man, he pulled a jambot and kicked both their asses.
by Ryan A. Freeman February 3, 2010
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Canadian Jamjob

Originated in Canada, the Canadian Jamjob is a form of non penetrative sex involving manual stimulation of the penis with the hand. Unlike a handjob, the Jamjob involves the use of a fruit preserve (i.e. Jam) to act as a lubricant for both the recipients pleasure, and that of the giver if they so wish to engage in fellatio later on.

It is rumoured that jam was originally used by women during sex to simulate blood during role play whilst pretending to loose their virginity.
Guy 1: "So what happened in Amsterdam?"

Guy 2: "Nothing much man, I hooked up with a Canadian chick and she beat me off with jam"

Guy 2: "Man thats dope, what the fuck, she gave you a Canadian Jamjob ? ahahahaha"
by Blo7T October 14, 2012
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