Jalen Rose 

Jalen Rose is one of the best players in the NBA...he was the third best EVER, following Muggsy Bogues and Earl Boykins that is. Jalen was JUST traded yesterday and I'm pretty pissed, so is the rest of Toronto. He takes to many shots and he sucks on D, but he is a good guy.

YO Jalen Rose hit the game winning shot yesterday!!!! But he missed every one before it...:(...

Jalen Rose by CRgetsBjorns February 4, 2006

Jalen R.

A Smart and Silly young man who is shy but is kind at heart.
Also, he don't take no shit either.

I want to be that Jalen's friend! Did you see that Jalen R.? That Dude's OP

Jalen R. by AnimeKid_69 June 9, 2018

Jalen Paul 

a ginger, trys to cheat himself out of basketball games. the leprechaun who thinks he is NBA bound. also is obsessed with poop stains, dimesha kirk, kylie jenner, and matt ox

I can't belive I just Jalen Pauled that test

Jalen Paul by gfawegfafvasreg May 16, 2019

jalen mashushi 

Literally the best high school basketball player ever. Half Japanese, half African. However he only speaks Roman.

You just got Jalen Mashushied boy get out of here.

jalen mashushi by Jalen Mashushi October 2, 2019

jalen lazarre 

The most amazing, kindhearted person to ever exist honestly. They’re probably a Cancer or an Aries, they’re just amazing. Whoever “Jalen Lazarre” Is, i love you bro/sis!

Jalen Lazarre is so cool omg.

jalen lazarre by JustSomeUrban November 19, 2020

jalen yiu 

Sexy hot girl!!!! He is so thick he will smack you with his huge butt 😝😝😝

Ayo you seen jalen yiu last night , he was looking mad THICK

jalen yiu by Hdhrkdjdj8283838 May 19, 2022

Jalen Hurts 

Jalen 'my shoulder' Hurts is a quarterback who plays for the Philadelphia Eagles, his favorite play is the quarterback sneak, a.k.a. the "tush push".

Dolphins Fan: Jalen Hurts is a fucking loser for quarterback sneaking, just throw the ball!

Eagles fan: cope.

Jalen Hurts by speedyadventure October 23, 2023