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jags

Im so jags I could fuck a choir boy at Sunday Mass.
by Nel3211 August 19, 2012
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Jag

Pretending to be straight, but really is of a homosexual persuasion.
"He says he wants to go out with her, but just slept with Mike. What a JAG!"
by Toots04401 December 2, 2013
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jag

to fool one self or another
the idiot jag-ed himself

self-jag
by ... October 21, 2004
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jagging

To excessively stroke one's penis until there is smegma around the penis.
Leewong couldn't bakadong last night so he end up jagging.
by Leewong May 2, 2006
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JAG

stands for: "Jewish American Gay"

JAG was created after JAP which stands for "Jewish American Princess".
So did you ever think you were going to meet a JAG?

I am totally into JAG's!
by The Fag-Hag October 13, 2009
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Crying Jags

When you can't stop crying for a long time no matter how hard you try.
My sister had the crying jags this morning, but there was nothing we could do except let her finish crying.
by iNachoz July 30, 2009
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Jag Man

NOUN

A man who has the taste and style to own and/or operate a Jaguar car.

(Does not apply to owners of the S-Type, as thats just a mondeo)
"Jag man says - I'd sooner push a Jaguar than drive a ford"

"Check out the Jag man, wish i had one of them
by Mike (Jag Man) D. Sanders October 1, 2008
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