by BITCH February 18, 2005
An ivan can talk behind your back, but pretend to be your frined when your near. When you really are hurt then he will help you, other than that he will pretend he's ok with you. But if you ever have someone ask him what he thinks about you, then he say the truth, bad or good, who knows, but if he knows the person that asked is your friend he might end up lying, bad or good, or he will say the truth.
by Otaku_here April 07, 2019
A fucking Weeaboo with a big dick. Never leaves the house. Probably puts peanut butter on his asshole and lets his dog/cat lick it. Smart at school but not with girls.
by Fatboyyy23 December 05, 2016
by Tuttle7856 December 12, 2018
The Process of nerdifing oneself, once Ivanizing is complete, one will find themselves looking at Apple Computers, Electronics, and fugly sweater vests. This person is often seen wandering Best Buy, working at church as a helper, and often involved in leadership at his or her local school. A parent's dream child, but someone bullies want to can.
Tory: Man Crissy! You are ivanizing yourself!
Crissy: Chilax Tory! That will never happen!
Sheila: Hurry up Crissy! they're having a sale on Macs at Best Buy!
Tory: NOOOOOOOOO!!! Don't Ivanize yourself!!!
Crissy: Chilax Tory! That will never happen!
Sheila: Hurry up Crissy! they're having a sale on Macs at Best Buy!
Tory: NOOOOOOOOO!!! Don't Ivanize yourself!!!
by Vitamin CV December 14, 2008
Normaly illiterate, ugly and can't cook for shit.
Normaly identified by being over 6ft, with short hair and big ears.
Normaly identified by being over 6ft, with short hair and big ears.
Shrek/Ivan
by salmonmann September 08, 2010
by sam,, November 17, 2005