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ISRAELED

When someone steals something and acts as if it's theirs and has always been theirs
my girlfriend israeled my new hoodie
by captainamerica2 October 23, 2023
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irelandish

a word used by dumb men asking what language irish girls speak while trying to pick them up; the language that dumb men think irish girls speak
Lennie- "Sorry, i don't speak irelandish"
Irish Girl- "You are a retard"
Dan and Evan- "Haha you are so dumb"
by KeokaKid June 16, 2008
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israel

Although israel is accepted as a state by some western countries, it did not exist before 1948, neither did israelis, prior to 1948 they were called Palestinians.

Isaelites are not israelis; israelites were not jews either.

When Persia conquered and designated the area as jehud, they eventually allowed israelites that were in exile to return, these israelites then became jehudites.
This is where the word jew comes from and not before the end of the 6th century, even still it's a technical term having to do with living in jehud; the word jew doesn't become an ethnic term for quite some time.

Ashkenazi (Indo-European) jews are not Semites and have no genetic link to the land of Palestine. The ashkenazi converted to judaism after Arab jews migrated north into Europe.

In the largest genomic study of ashkenazi jews, their origins trace back to four primeval villages in north-east Turkey. The ashkenazi jews began relocating from ancient Ashkenaz to the Khazar Empire to expand their mercantile operations and the demise of Khazaria led to the ashkenazi splitting into two groups – some remaining in the Caucasus and others migrating into eastern Europe and Germany.

The two groups still called themselves ashkenazi, however the name became more strongly associated with Germany and the European group, for whom yiddish became their primary language.
The original jews were Arabs (Semites) from the area now known as israel, a.k.a. Occupied Palestine.

Only those that practice judaism are jews. Once you change your religion or become an atheist, you are no longer a jew.
by Peace to israel October 27, 2023
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israeli salad

Any sex act involving sticking a cucumber up your anus.
Lior wanted an Israeli salad the other night, but he had refused to go the store that day for cukes, so he was out of luck.
by IsraeliChef September 20, 2017
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Israeli Meshugah

Hebrew for "crazy israelis"
should be said as -is rail ee mesh oo gah-
every israeli that comes to america.
Loren was bleaching the toilets at midnight and forgot to tell us in the morning, israeli meshugah!
by Madeline B February 12, 2006
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Irrelevant

A lame insult that can be used when you can't think of a good comeback
by Fritatta February 19, 2017
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israeled

when a person asked to play with you in your football team, then kicked you all out
you israeled my playground , please leave
by Awad Elsabreen October 25, 2023
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