loft is lit

The loft of OG DANK BENTLEY IS LIT. THE LOFT IS THE MOST LIT SHED ATTIC IN DEER LAKE

Dude. The loft is lit

by Danefromschool January 20, 2016

shit is lit af

When something is really fuckin good.

A: Damn, this music is really good.
B: Yeah, shit is lit af. Turn that up.

by isi3456789 December 5, 2016

Grocery store illiterate

When someone is told to get a specific item at the store and they come back with something totally wrong/different/random.

Or, when one cannot find a very simple and/or easily displayed item at the grocery store.

I asked Brian to get green chiles for my taco salad and the fool came back with hormel chili in a can, he is so grocery store illiterate.

"Excuse me, where are the candy bars?" -brian

"In the checkout line, where they always are. Are you grocery store illiterate or something?" -store employee

by Caityj August 27, 2013

this place is lit

this party is rocking, this party is on fire as in when the party gets kicking

when the place gets packed and everyone is having a great time at a party, one might say "This place is Lit"

by Stephen's girl October 2, 2017

Illiterati

The opposite of the Illuminati, who take pride in their high level of knowledge and learning. An Illiterati takes pride in the fact that they are ignorant and refuse to learn (adjust their paradigm)often to the severe detriment of those around them.

Many examples abound, from the liberal screaming out News Media sound Bites to the clergy who says trust their judgment while molestation lawsuits rain upon them.

by Ironbrand April 23, 2005

emoji illiterate

Someone who doesn't know how to read an emoji.

I sent Tyler an emoji and he didn't understand, so he asked me what it meant. He is clearly emoji illiterate, but I can teach him the meaning to all of them.

by The Googly King May 2, 2016

computer illiterate

unable to use a computer without phoning half the population to help out.
(i've got a virus what do i do) LMAO
the unluckiest man alive must have had nearly every virus in the book (See SBS) Solution learn about PC's before you get one!!!!

(I don't Know what i'm doing HELP ME). SEE SBS

by Rupert Winkle June 26, 2004