iPhone

The phone the "rich kids" or "Paris Hiltons" use. You know, the ones that think they're "Too hot for you" or those who are smart people.

The collaboration of "iPhone".

Paris Hilton: Yeah, I got this iPhone... and this BlackBerry... iPhone... yeah!

Jessica Simpson: Hey y'all, iPhone, hillbillies, adurr.

That Rich Kid That Goes To Your School: I have this iPhone. It is Brilliant! (Note: Within 10 seconds, he got beaten up by 78 people and died, never heard from again)

iPhone by Wee Beasties April 25, 2008

iPhone

The greatest mobile device ever made.

People call it overpriced, but notice that it has 2.5x faster internet for a bare 200 dollars, i mean for 200 dollars you can't even get a comparable ipod nano or touch plus a decent 3G phone with GPS and 3G networking.

I mean, just as a music player it's worth 200 bucks already, it's simply the best mobile device ever made.

People who diss it usually can't afford one (which is really sad considering how much cheaper it is now) or are just jealous and greedy fags and misters.

In other words, GO GET ONE.
Thank you.

(and with ATNT you have to pay a $150 deposit thou... D:, but that's for the 16GB one, it's probably cheaper for the 8GB one.)

"That fag Jeffery was flaunting his new Helio Ocean around like a real douche. I showed him when I iPwned him (the act of pwning a lesser phone with the iPhone) with my awesome 16GB black 3G iPhone!"

iPhone by LOLninjacat October 1, 2008

Iphone

gay

omg ur iphone

Iphone by PatekWater69 May 15, 2019

iPhone

Something that breaks in one drop

Lucas dropped his iPhone and it broke so he decided to buy an Android and it was so much better

iPhone by Johnny Johnny no papa October 15, 2019

iphone

an awesome way to watch porn online and be able to have phone sex

Hey babe, let's do phone sex with and IPHONE

iphone by megablast5606 November 14, 2019

iPhone

God is still waiting for his special "B.C." Edition when Apple finds a way to deliver it to him.

God: Still waitin' for that iPhone, Apple. . .

iPhone by Foof811 April 18, 2011

iphone

1. A bad excuse for an ipod and not good enough to be a phone. so they settled on calling it an iphone. Apple thinks it's cute to add 'i' infront of all their products. For no real reason the iphone is not sold in Apple but is sold in only AT&T while the ipod touch is sold is found everywhere!
2. It is pretty much the same as an ipod touch with the same interface and applications, but it can call and has a camera.
3. A retard ipod touch that fell in the hands of evolution.

1. Customer: Is this the Apple store?
Representative: Yes it is. How can i help you?
Customer: Can you show me the iphones please?
Representative: I'm sorry sir we dont sell them. You have to go to AT&T and you don't have to be a customer.
Customer: What the f***? You make the iphones!!

*goes to AT&T*

Customer: Can i have an iphone?
AT&T asshole: First you have to get a line then you have to select a plan, but you have to pay in advance, then you sign a 5 year contract and THEN you can select the phone of your choice then you're screwed.
2. Friend1: Hey, I just got an ipod touch!
Friend2: Cool I have an iphone, can your ipod touch call?
Friend1:No... *starts to look sad*
Friend2: Can you take a picture of me?
Friend1: Don't judge me!! *runs away crying*
3. maleiphone: Hey honey! im back from the business trip. How's our baby?
femaleiphone: He can't call and he has no loudspeaker!
maleiphone: Well I have to ask. Were you lonely when I was gone?
femaleiphone: No it's not what you think! I swear I never talked to, or even looked at, an ipod touch when you were gone!

iphone by amrtheman December 17, 2008