A dark and mysterious realm where a menagerie of creatures gather to engage in vile and heinous sexual acts. It is a place of legend spoken only in whispers as mere mortal men and women quiver in fear of its crusty walls and floors. Many cases of STDs and daddy issues have both entered and exited its cream encrusted walls for decades.
The amount of DNA spilled in this hellish deathscape would leave Maury in awe and keep Forensic Files on tv for centuries. Amenities include basic cable, channel 14, free complimentary penicilin shots, and a free fat bitch with daddy issues with every 10th "visit".
The amount of DNA spilled in this hellish deathscape would leave Maury in awe and keep Forensic Files on tv for centuries. Amenities include basic cable, channel 14, free complimentary penicilin shots, and a free fat bitch with daddy issues with every 10th "visit".
I just landed this fine gurl where can I take her for some pony time?
Definetly not the Commack Motor Inn, unless you want herpes from laying on the bed or the clap from the toilet seat.
Definetly not the Commack Motor Inn, unless you want herpes from laying on the bed or the clap from the toilet seat.
by Distortus Dongasaurus July 8, 2025
Get the Commack Motor Innmug. A Liam innes is a furry little animal derived from the most stupidest strain of monkeys others wise known as a ragamuffin, a Liam Innes is not at all a ladies man and is in fact quite the opposite, whenever it sees a Brora/Courtney M it gets a boner and goes off to the locker rooms to try to get a schooling from peers in the locker room but always fails as all it ever does is listen, I am not saying it is gay but I’m having second thought with it’s antics . A Liam Innes is a house mouse for a fact, it would rather finger its bum hole and sniff it all day than come out about Helmsdale to have a laugh and a kick about with the real men,
EXAMPLE 1
Grant - ‘Liam I’ll suck your cock if you want’
Liam Incest - ‘aye *sniff* that’s great craic mate
*sniffs like Robbie urquhart*’
EXAMPLE 2
Person 1 - ‘Liam where u going’
Liam Innes - ‘Locker rooms *sniff*’
Person 2 - ‘probably off to fuckin listen again’
Liam Innes - ‘u wantin to go like? *sniffs*’
Person 3 - ‘liam fuck off you couldnt hurt a fly’
Grant - ‘Liam I’ll suck your cock if you want’
Liam Incest - ‘aye *sniff* that’s great craic mate
*sniffs like Robbie urquhart*’
EXAMPLE 2
Person 1 - ‘Liam where u going’
Liam Innes - ‘Locker rooms *sniff*’
Person 2 - ‘probably off to fuckin listen again’
Liam Innes - ‘u wantin to go like? *sniffs*’
Person 3 - ‘liam fuck off you couldnt hurt a fly’
by TheShitStirrer February 14, 2020
Get the Liam Innesmug. Innes is a traditional Scottish Gaelic name which is unisex for shallow island. People named Innes are often extremely beautiful, witchy, naturally blessed and have a large deity complex.
by ToadGlamour May 21, 2021
Get the Innesmug. by slaatman September 12, 2011
Get the premier innmug. The county sheriff said that the thief got a free ride to the Green Roof Inn in the backseat of a patrol car.
by anonymous April 10, 2023
Get the Green Roof Innmug. The local run down motel that a promiscuous man with a strict budget takes a woman he wishes to have sexual intercourse with at a really affordable rate for the night. These motels are usually rated one star and are owned and operated by Indians.
My younger brother just turned 18 today and I booked a reservation at the Budget Inn with a local lot lizard.
by Dr.D Fraud May 15, 2019
Get the Budget Innmug. Ewan Innes is the fattest human being on earth and is a ugly lookin person. Too bad his will was left behind because its the skinniest thing youll ever see.
Your sincerely my donkey
Your sincerely my donkey
by My nan spoon January 15, 2018
Get the ewan innesmug.