cancer tube

Ciagrette; health stick, fag

I came, rolled over and sucked on a cancer tube. Isn't that what guys are supposed to do?

by Cornholio November 03, 2003

smurf tube

the blue/purple shrivelled remnants of your penis after using a condom that was too small.

stole a rubber from my midget roomate. it wasn't normal size though so after banging my girlfriend, there was nothing left of my dick except a smurf tube.

by timmyhidthebodies March 15, 2017

Tube Crush

Someone you like or admire, that appears in either the television, or video stream in the internet.

I have such a tube crush on that hot girl I saw in tv last night.

by eternity.youdesire August 31, 2008

The Tube

When someone is so stupid they cannot eat on their own and thus must be fed with the tube.

Derived from a 3am discussion that was about how Russian babies thought to be autistic are given a feeding tube and left on their own.
Adj. Retard, Autist, NPC, Lib Cuck

That bitch is so dumb, give her the tube.

Ricky just said socialism would work, give him the tube.

by Player Character October 26, 2018

Tube Camper

An elite player of video games that uses his or her expert knowledge of the game to (usually unfairly) possum stomp less learned individuals.

Derived from two player battle mode in Super Mario All-Stars in which if someone camps behind a tube opening at the top or bottom of the screen, all they have to fear is Boo Spawning from a warp-hole.

Chris: Hey, have you beaten Jon yet?

Damon: No. He's being a douchebag.
Chris: How?

Damon: He's a total tube camper!

by Tube Camper September 02, 2009

wine tubing

When you drink wine late at nite, start feeling sentimental (maybe even start crying) and begin trolling You Tube for old songs and videos. You then go onto Facebook and start posting the You Tube videos on all your friends and ex-boyfriends Walls.

Friend: Mary Kay Mahopac, why did you post so many corny You Tube videos all over my Wall last nite?

Mary Kay: Lol Sorry, I was wine tubing. But when I woke up this morning I thought I deleted them all. I guess I forgot yours.

Friend: Well the internet called and said "Stop posting sappy videos on people's Walls"

by Mary Kay Mahopac October 27, 2012

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