Couch pig

Somebody else's fat wife.

Get those dick beaters off the remote you couch pig!

by Whiskyghost September 4, 2016

Couch hole

The type of person that you would only fuck on your couch because they aren't worthy of your bed.

"I can't believe that he took his fugly ex-girlfriend back. I saw that she commented his Facebook saying that they were up on his couch all night. He wouldn't even take her to his bed because she is such a couch hole."

by chaachaa May 22, 2009

Boyfriend couch

The couch outside of a dressing room designated for those not trying things on, but rather there for support. Most commonly reserved for those with Y chromosomes.

"Baby, wait here on the boyfriend couch while I try on these jeans-- then you can tell me how good I look in them!"

by Chelsealane June 11, 2008

couch coach

Someone who thinks they play a sport better than the people on TV, and proceeds to coach them from the comfort of their couch.

John (while eating a pack of Pringles) Come on, pass the ball, he's open! I can't believe you missed that shot! RUN, You can go faster than that!

Mary: Quit being such a couch coach. You get tired walking a flight of stairs.

by avernew September 14, 2009

Couch Brotato

A buddy who comes over and then stays over for way too long. He is usually just chilling on your couch watching ESPN or Braveheart.

Girl "Hey can you come over?"

Guy "I want to, but I have three Couch Brotatos in my living room."

by MegaBro June 9, 2010

couch potato

a lazy person who does nothing but sit on the couch and watch television(see also sofa spud)

Please don't lie around like a couch potato. Get up and do something productive.

by Light Joker January 18, 2005

couch trick

a method of using your couch cushions for sex. Take a small plastic sandwich baggy (no ziploc) and coat the inside liberally with personal lubricant. Then take a small towel and soak it in warm to semi-hot water then wring it out. Fold the towel and wrap it around the sandwich baggie with the open end facing out. Stuff the warm towel and baggy between the couch cushions and go for it.

Man I was so horny last night and she wasn't around so I used the couch trick. It was awesome.

by Gips January 14, 2008