Iron Golem

An iron golem is what happens when villagers need someone to protect them from players and mobs. These mobs are pussy's and have to rely on the acceptability from the villagers that keep it hostage. for every 10 villagers there's one Iron Golem.

The iron golem uses a flower to get children into there basements

by TheWindowsVistaForRealThisTime September 25, 2018

Five Iron Frenzy

A Christian Ska band that recently just got back together. They have a great sound and have been making music since 1995 and released their first album in 1996 and only around 500 copies of it exist. In November of 2011 they announced that they were going to start making music and touring again.

Jim-"Five iron frenzy is definitely one of my favorite ska bands. What is your favorite ska band?"
Bob-"Mine has to be the OC Supertones."

by Bubblyhorses December 31, 2011

Alanis Ironic

A form of irony that, at a cursory glance, seems to completely miss the definition of irony. Upon further consideration, it occurs to people later that the only thing ironic about it is that there is nothing ironic about it. This, in turn, sets up a conundrum wherein critics are no longer sure whether the original author is either a genius or fucking stupid. Named for Alanis Morisette's song Ironic.

The book was Alanis ironic in that the "ironic" stories the author told were so far off the mark that people had to wonder, given his otherwise sound literary prowess, whether he intentionally used "cosmic irony" to both increase the colloquial understanding of the misuse of ironic and define it in a subtle way, or if he really just doesn't understand irony.

by Leghumpingconnoisseur January 20, 2015

Touch Iron

Touching Iron is similiar to the word touch grass, but rather than touching grass (going outside) to Touch iron is to lift weights.

Iron since most weights are made out of iron and or other types of steel material.

Examples;

''You're such a loser bro, go touch touch iron.''

''You get no bitches, please touch iron.''

by SwedishChad1488 March 16, 2022

slang that iron

Pullin out the strap

Damn these fuck niggas really playin, yea I’m bout to slang that iron

by Frostman June 7, 2018

Iron Chef

The show that's on SBS 7:30pm every Saturday that is the damned best show on earth.

Hiroyuki Sakai is my Hero.

Chairman Kaga and the Iron Chefs rock my socks.

by aeilidh April 5, 2005

Iggy Ironic

1. A confused, whiney little emo boy who lives a double life and is the most pointless creation ever. He carries millions of diseases that haven't even been discovered yet.

2. Connor wright

3. Iggy Ironic is a myspace whore with a big ego and a small dick. He tries way too hard, just so he can look like a huge faggot. Haha. Just like a typical faggot, Iggy Ironic will throw a hissy fit when he doesn't get his way.

A typical conversation between two gay lovers, Brandon Bracket and Iggy Ironic...

Iggy: Brandon, can I suck your dick?

Brandon: Yeah

*Iggy Ironic proceeds to suck his lover's dick for ten hours*=

by SantyClaude0o0 June 2, 2009