The Village Itch

Coined after the The Villages, FL whereby it is reported in mainstream media reports that the elderly residents freely and openly engage in in promiscuous sexual activity spreading STDs and engage in public sexual activity. The Village Itch refers to:

1. The desire of a Villages resident to do the nasty and engage in unprotected and/or open sexual activity.
-or-
2. The actual contraction of an STD by a Villages resident from Villages resident as a result of engaging in unprotected and/or open sexual activity.

Howard attended the over 60's Night Dance at the Villages last weekend because he had a case of The Village Itch. He got just what he wanted and then some with a trip to his Gainesville, FL Urologist about a week later.

by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015

to scratch the old itch

kind of joke. It means to satisfy the need to sex.

I just want to scratch the old itch.

by amar90 September 10, 2010

pp itch

A intense feeling of itchiness in ur pp

He has the pp itch so he will scratch

by Bigsexy20212.0 September 11, 2018

itch

Something that pisses you off therefore you scratch it.

Damn itch is making me wanna scratch my balls! - Dude with Itch

by SuperSonicX September 16, 2005

itchy butt

go to bed with itchy butt

wake up with smelly finger

: /

Didn't quite get around to the courtesy wipe.....now i gotta deal with itchy butt for the rest of the day

by CORNHOLIO! May 23, 2012

Itchy

A compliment, meaning cool, sick or nice.

Your outfit looks itchy today.
Yoooooo you look hella itchy!

by itchygirl123 March 21, 2019

jock itch

A bad itching fungus in a man's inner thighs, scrotum, or general balls area. Often caused by not showering, using dirty towels, wearing dirty underwear, or sweating a lot.

Dude I got the worst jock itch

by aa23f December 26, 2004