hunk mail

Fan mail sent to a beautiful person.

The actor receives hundreds of pieces of hunk mail each day.

by smjgJsbjgsm May 28, 2018

hunk clunk

big, smart and stupid.

damn, he’s a hunk clunk.

by big friendly ginger June 9, 2018

hunk load

A little dinger with massive balls.

Dang! Check out Steve-O's hunk load!

by Gurbur88 March 7, 2018

hunk science

The science of what people consider sexy or attractive.

Advertisers choose their models after doing a lot of hunk science.

by smjgJsbjgsm September 5, 2018

hunk of hotness

an actual chunk of attractiveness

“did you see that hunk of hotness over there?”- friend1

“oh yeah that’s gabri alessandrini”-friend2

by umm you know :| March 26, 2020

Hunk your hoinks

A Slang term for rape

I'm going to Hunk your hoinks

by Telemations December 31, 2021

Hunk-Shaming

When bros use anti-aging solutions (like Locklab hair growth pills) to stay hunked out, and other bros shame them for it.

*Bro who's let himself go bald and is now hunk-shaming men for STOPPING their hair loss*

"All men should give up on their hair ASAP. Just shave your head and let your poor genetics win."

*Hunk who is pro-handsomeness and anti-letting himself go*

"Sorry pal, but no way I'm letting poor genetics de-hunk me. Real men stay hungry, hairy, and hunked out"

by Thugnanimous July 26, 2024