hipster hustle

The hipster hustle is the act of a man speaking against sexism to drunk hipster girls, hoping to illicit sex from them. This is ironic, for they're using the idea of women not being treated like sex objects, in order to treat women like sex objects. One can not feel exceptionally sorry for the naive victims, but one who pulls a hipster hustle is still an asswipe.

look at that douche in his lumberjack outfit pullin' a hipster hustle on that chick, man.

by whocouldbescaredofajeffery October 24, 2015

false hustle

Trying, but only in appearance.

Taking 3 hours to do something that should take a half hour.

Diving for a ball during warmups when everyone knows you're a half-ass when it counts.

John: Yo I got so much done today. Went to the post office, laundromat, and applied to a bunch of jobs. Now I 'm about to cook dinner.

Joe: You are the king of false hustle

by as1776 November 9, 2015

The Negative Hustle

walking into any social situation where the drop-dead gorgeous / target of your affection / affinity is co-mingled with other - shall we say - less attractive colleagues. You immediately approach your high-value target (HVT) and, sensing her pre-rejection, introduce yourself and hold her attention long enough to have her introduce you to one of the 'grenades' she came in with. Target immediately intuits YOUR rejection as a threat to her survival, triggering her own insecurity, which is further informed by her perceived loss of social status, along with the requisite material security garnered by same, etc, and she effects a 180-degree Vis-a-vis her initial reaction to you and proceeds to 'cock block' her friends and you win....

Dude: (while approaching HVT) "Hey...how's it going? Can I....

HVT: "LISTEN! I'm not interested, okay?!"

Dude: "Oh, me either. I was actually going to ask you to introduce me to your friend over there. Do you mind?"

HVT: (absorbs blow -- soul flinches) "Uhhh.......I'm sorry. My name is Paris. What's your name?

This completes The Negative Hustle....voila!

by TheNegativeHustler August 2, 2010

Hurstville

A suburb in the St George region of Southern Sydney. Hurstville is also home to a lot of multi-cultural residents. Also known for its' Westfields shopping centre.

"Yes, there is some great shopping at Hurstville"
"OmG bRo0o LyK LEtz gO DwN huRziiii DiiZ weKEnD!! RoFLL"

by ho792743 October 5, 2006

Hustleburry

Time of the night when you in the club and you tryin to hustle to get some Burry before it closes

Yo, what time is it? Its time to get your Hustleburry on the clubs about to close!

by Hustleburry February 15, 2009

houston stock

A vehicle that has nearly every modification done to it besides power adders. Or a vehicle that is fully built to which is common with many Houston cars. Jokingly “Stock” to Houstonians in the high hp car scene.

Racer1: Hey man let’s race, what mods do you have?

Racer2: Ahh. intake,tune.“Houston stock.” ; makes 850whp

by ThatOneCarGuy May 3, 2020

houston helicoptor

The act of the male recipient laying on his back with his erected penis in the air. The female recipient then sits down on the throbbing cock causing penetration of the penis in the vagina. The male recipient then yells, "Start your engines!", while the female does repeaded 360 turns around the male body, resembling a helicoptor.

Deb and I were hoping to do some kinky shit on our anniversery, but after we did the Houston Helicoptor the dumb bitch broke up with me!

by brett27 October 26, 2005