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Horn War 

Trying to put your pants on while in the state of full wood.
"I cramped up amidst a horn war."
Horn War by CockCousteau September 1, 2011

Orgy Horn 

orgy horn: when a man senses an oppurtunity for sexual pleasure with two or more females present, he must blow a literal horn (or metaphorical if none is present) to alert other men in the area to his successes, contrary to popular belief it is not in fact an invite for other men to join in
Hang on girls, i'll be there in a minute (blows Orgy Horn)
Orgy Horn by CloudWolf64 March 8, 2010

hornswaggled 

Tricked. Having the wool pulled over your eyes.
"Hornswaggled again!"
hornswaggled by emsiepants August 9, 2008

Whore with a horn 

A musician that is willing to do anything to get the gig or make the person that hired the musician happy, to get more gigs. (usually used by horn players but other musicians can as well)
I had to become a whore with a horn just so i could eat after i got my bachelors in music performance.

seeing-eye horndog 

A guy you bring with you to bars to help you find someone for hooking up.
Hey Trevor, it's Friday night and I'm way horny. You wanna be my seeing-eye horndog, bud?

Horn Monger 

A horn monger is one who usually craves sex or sexual activities. They will frequently grab/touch you!...They are always thinking about how they could "Bone" you. They often talk about there goodies...either it being (for men) There meat and two vegg, their wedding Tackle, their bits in pieces ect... or they might describe them (wemon) as their puppies with pink noses, their tities,or their ta-ta's ect..
Oh My Gosh!!! Karon is such a Horn Monger
Horn Monger by Momma Sita March 8, 2006