Gono-Syphla-Herpe-AIDS

A blend of various STDs you get from unprotected sex

Jack fucked Jill bareback and got Gono-Syphla-Herpe-AIDS

by Alex Kyzer November 15, 2004

Herpes by association

This is when herpes can be contracted simply by having skanky friends who are contaminated.

Eww. (Insert name here) is friends with (insert name here). She totally has herpes by association.

by Aunt Heater February 4, 2007

chicken herpes

Chicken Pocks.
On south park, that is what the kids called it.

Oh no! i have chicken herpes on my face!

by beattie April 11, 2005

herpes

the gift that keeps on giving

"When I was first diagnosed with genital herpes -- an incurable, lifelong sexually transmitted disease -- I felt like I had been given a death sentence. The initial pain from the genital herpes outbreak (which included bleeding sores and genital lesions) was overwhelming and overbearing." - Gina's Story

by RASHole May 26, 2004

douchebag herpes

Douchebag Herpes is a highly contagious disease in which the affected persons act like complete douchebags toward all other forms of life. Like the well known herpes virus, the symptoms often lay dormant for long periods of time before surfacing. Douchebag Herpes is most common in attractive teenage boys when perfectly nice girls are drawn in by their charm. Sometimes manifests in the form of discrete lying, but most commonly by the said infected person completely ignoring said perfectly nice girl without a just cause.

Those infected with Douchebag Herpes can easily cure themselves by admitting their wrongdoing and apologizing, although the condition often doesn't allow this to take place because the infected person's head is usually way to far up his ass to see what he's done wrong.

Dude, you have douchebag herpes? you shoulda told me. we could've worked through it together. but stay away from me now, man. I don't wanna catch it.

by shingaling17 May 27, 2009

herpegionorsyphillaids

1. Any and all STDs.

2. Having one or more unknown STDs.

3. What a cheap date will normally have.

"Dude, you better get tested, you probably have herpegionorsyphillaids."

by Delta Beta Sigma May 16, 2008

herpeghonosiphilaids

is a combonation of every STD on earth but named for the most common, mostly found in the common street hooker on that corner three blocks east from your house in the seedy area of town you avoid like it has herpeghonosiphilaids

if you screw that hooker you will get herpeghonosiphilaids

by herpeghonosiphilaids_boy April 12, 2010