bitch hiker 

n. A hypocritical hitch hiker that compains about the use of automobiles out of perceived anti-tech, possibly pro-environmental concerns, yet continues to utilize the services of said automobile.

Shana thinks people who drive are idiots even though she still hitches rides with them; she's a real bitch hiker.

bitch hiker by Yanev September 11, 2005

Poop Hiker

When you take a crap out the window in a moving car and it hits a hitchhiker

Oh crap I hit a hitchhiker guess he is a Poop Hiker

Poop Hiker by Teddy butt October 19, 2016

French Hiker Syndrome 

A Natural occurring phenomenon where a French person taking part in any semi-strenuous activity will complain within minutes of the activity's starting, often during hikes.
Known remedies include : resting, cheese, and giving up.
Not to be confused with french cries

Pierre : My legs hurt, who chose this hike ?!
Moira : I think Pierre is coming down with a case of French Hiker Syndrome again

French Hiker Syndrome by ricardo_vic March 21, 2021

the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy 

the worlds best book series that has the disadvantage of having a horrible movie assosiated with it

the pangalatic gargle blaster

the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy by CaPTiaN TaCo July 6, 2005

Hiked 

To pull clothing up - for the purpose of either covering up or revealing something.

1) She hiked up her skirt so I could see her panties.
2) She hiked up her strapless top so her boobs wouldn't pop out.

Hiked by beeuuutiful May 24, 2008

hikester

Hipster who also goes hiking.

I could tell she was a real hikester because when we all stopped for a break at the top of the ridge, she drank kombucha from an old jam jar and munched on brown rice sushi.

hikester by Hikesterism October 15, 2017

Mexican hiker 

An illegal immigrant crossing into the US from Mexico.

Billy Joe Cleetus shot a bunch of Mexican hikers that were trespassing on his ranch by the border.

Mexican hiker by Triple Double April 6, 2013