smacked by a herring

When someone gets smacked by a large penis across the face so hard that it leaves a mark.

A:Why is your face red?
B:Oh last night I got smacked by a herring.

by elyons September 11, 2012

herping

The act of transferring the herpes simplex virus to either, reptiles or amphibians performed by a person suffering an outbreak of the herpes simplex virus.

Did you see Sean herping the other day? Did I ever, he gave Michelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael mouth sores.

by HandyMcJoby September 3, 2012

Herfing the derf

It is discribed as "Fucking the fucked"; To have sexual intercourse with a fucked up person. May sound unusual in a way to make people just say: "Was that a threaten?" or Having no idea of what has been said..

DUDE!? I totally saw you and ashley herfing the derf with each other.

Parents: Did you do anything dirty in tha room?
Me: No? I was just Herfing The Derf
Parents: Oh Okay good?

by TheGuyWhoCanTalkLikeThis August 7, 2011

Herding in the Bucks

A metaphor meaning "to gain money" or "earn money."

Person 1: Man, I love my new job
Person 2: Really, why?
Person 1: I'm really herding in the bucks
that's not a boot on your foot that's a bone in my ear

by CorneliousTheWorm January 6, 2013

herringed

To be forcefully and consistently coerced into having 'just one more drink' over the course of a night often while trying to make your excuses to get away home. Eventually the victim(s) will be so inebriated that they become part of the cycle and start buying increasingly strong & ridiculous alcoholic drinks rounds ending only when the landlord kicks everyone out or someone vomits/urinates on them self or one of the group shouts "everyone back to mine". At that point you know it's gone really wrong and tomorrow will be a total write-off.

"Oh, you won't see him today, he was herringed last night."
"Dude, you look like shit, what the hell happened?"........"I got herringed last night"

by Cwithee April 18, 2018

heroingo

it's Herrington (a science teacher) but its the cuss version

"it's like the fuck of heck ya know" -Rhia (the creator)

what in the heroingo!!

by Giawants2die November 8, 2018

helzing

a person that is very horny. it can also be a person who is shaped like a turd

i am helzing right now, you look like a helzing right now.

by xZCrismonReaperZx June 19, 2020